Didn't get caught per se, but this one time when I was about 15, I was in the bathroom sitting on the toilet when I figured I might as well make use of the time and mastubate. As I reached the point of no return and felt the first orgasmic contractions, my mum suddenly called to me from outside in the hall. God knows how she managed to sneak up there so quietly but it took me totally by surprise. Back then we had a small bathroom and the toilet was literally next to the door. So there I was, in the throes of orgasm, with my mum's voice suddenly inches away on the other side of a thin panel of wood. Needless to say it totally killed the moment and I ended up with that painful throbbing feeling in your balls you get if you edge for too long. The worst part was trying to keep my voice level as I called back to answer the question. Naturally I couldn't pause to finish because it would be immediately obvious what I was doing. So I called back in as steady a voice as I could mange, painfully aware of the rivulets of semen still dripping down my cock.

All I can say is thank God for door locks!

Awesome cumshot! Nice to see it spashing on his thighs and chest. I reckon part of the reason that looks so good is beacuse the light's in the right place. With a lot of videos it's very hard to make it out. Sometimes the only way you can tell a guy's cumming is because he changes his stroke and tenses up.

A quick heads-up to anybody who uses their iPhone to take pictures of themselves to share with others:

Not everybody is aware that JPEG images contain a series of tags known as EXIF data. These tags hold extended information about the image including the camera make and model, exposure settings and the location where the image was taken. It appears that some models of iPhone automatically tag every photo taken with the on-board camera with its geographical position. Depending on whether the GPS is activated, this may be accurate to the nearest cell phone mast or to within a few meters of its original location.

If you're in the habit of snapping pictures of yourself, you might be unwittingly handing over your address attached to a photo you certainly wouldn't want your mother seeing! The internet being the place it is, it's not hard for someone to find out more about you given this information. For example, the group calling itself Anonymous delights in causing misery to people who accidentally make themselves targets in this way.

To delete EXIF data from your images in Windows, right click on the JPEG file icon, select Properties, select Details and click Remove Properties and Personal Information.

P.S. Other cameras may do this as well! It's important to check before you send!

With a friend when I was 12 and another when I was 19. First time, we were about the same size. Second time, he was bigger. Never made me feel inadequate though. I've always been happy with my 6".

Curious childhood experiences involving bath toys aside, I'd say the first thing I "fucked" was a hollowed out melon. Warmed it up with some hot water beforehand and added some extra lube to good measure. It felt amazing. Well worth the effort!

I must admit to enjoying it too. If I ever mess around with my own then I make sure to drink plenty of water before hand so it's completely clear, odourless and tasteless. After that, anything goes.

It's a shame peeing still carries such a taboo these days. People are fine about the idea of cumming on themselves/someone else, but mention pee and they recoil. It's much closer chemically to water than cum, it doesn't carry sexually transmitted diseases, it's sterile and harmless to drink.

I tried it years ago by freezing my cum. The trouble is, semen liquefies shortly after ejaculation so I basically ended up with a small amount of bitter-tasting, cloudy water. Wasn't pleasant at all.

At one point I experimented with gelatine (the powdered kind you can buy in packets). Make it, leave it to set then mash it into tiny pieces. It's colourless, odourless, doesn't stain and feels great. Plus you can make gallons of it for next to nothing.

So I came across this site the other day and it really struck a chord. All the girls (and occasionally guys) are smiling and look genuinely happy and at ease. The problem with most porn is the girls have vapid expressions and often look thoroughly miserable. For me, nothing is a bigger turn off than to see a girl smiling with her mouth while the eyes register stress or discomfort.

Does anybody else find this? Does anybody else know of sites where the well-being of the girls is paramount. Abby Winters seems pretty good but there must be more out there.

I love the anticipation you get after not jerking for a while. If it's been a few days since my last session then I go commando or push my foreskin back to remind me of what's to cum when I finally get home.

Etymology?