She looks too young to be a mommy, but guess I'm just an ol' fart. Sure like to help make her a mommy, though.

I, too, have never done it but have been watching videos, gifs and pic of guys doing it. Curious about the sensation/sensitivity of the shafts rubbing against each other.

I would much rather have someone else stroke me off. No question.

I'm not in KC, but have friends and family there. About 3 1/2 hours from there. Before all this stay at home quarantine crap, I traveled to visit there frequently. Do you cum big? I'd be interested in making that cock cum. Jerk for sure, MAYBE some oral. Obviously couldn't host.

I thing quite a few of the old XXX porn mags had 'ladies' of questionable age in them. I think the daughter in the magazine that I described in my first porn find was quite probably 'questionable'. But, hey, I wasn't of age, either.

I love Wifey! I have cum gallons to her. I've even used still caps and pics of her to photo shop women I know into sex scenes. What I would give to have a sex session with her! I'd love to give her a facial, too.

Cum in a certain someone's panties and they weren't my wife's.

It's really hard to say. Kinda like saying a certain band is the best band in the world, or the best band of all time. I have many favorite bands, each what I consider the best of their genre. Same could be said of best orgasm. They are all great, and many different experiences in life have brought intense orgasms. I just couldn't compare and rate them. Some fantasy masturbation ejaculations have been quite intense, while several real-life encounters have brought equally intense ejaculations, even multiple ejaculations.

I like the description.

That's where I am, out in the sticks. I'll occasionally go sit on the dock after feeding the fish in the pond, jerk off and watch the fish eat my cum.

Same here. Toilet not the most comfortable thing to sit on while pumping one off. Did stand in front of the toilet, especially at work, to blow my wad.