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From: Ever been caught while stroking? by MattTheStud8 My dad caught me so many times damnit. He was a lock smith and could somehow jiggle a bathroom/bedroom door open. I'd sit in the middle of the bathroom floor and jerk it while the shower was running, and I guess I'd be spending too long and he'd come in to tell me quit wasting water! Or he'd see my TV lights on in the bedroom, and it was just enough light to watch myself work my beautiful cock, and he'd say quit wasting electricity and turn off the TV. This one morning I got up on a Saturday and my folks would never be out of bed by 10a, I brought my penis pump with huge lettering on the side that said enlarger out to play with, sitting there watching my meat expand, and my dad comes out in stealth mode and surprises the shit out of me. I guess I'll get to see what it's like when mine grown up some more. |
From: Finish this sentence (A fun game) by MattTheStud8 IsaacHunt said: ...list. Updated list to follow. IsaacHunt Site Moderator , who secretly wants a cock huddle with chubby tiny wienered old men and Shrek |
From: Show your real dick. by MattTheStud8 How'd this thread die? Men, show off your prized possession. You know you wanna! |
From: GraysAnatomys Picture of the Day by MattTheStud8 GraysAnatomy said: Nothing ever makes my enormous cock to shrivel up. You are just so jealous that you try to spoil everything for everyone else! You are so sick! Here here! He'll run outta steam eventually, dependent upon how sad/sick/lonely/pathetic is this guy. I'm sure I speak for the lot of us when I say we don't mind scavenger hunting through the jibberish to find the good stuff. Reminds me of my 7 year old, just have to acquire the filter to ignore the nonsense. Enjoy your posts Grays! |
From: Do you wish your girl would give your cock more attention? by MattTheStud8
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From: Jeans and Cocks by MattTheStud8 |
From: Perfect penis by MattTheStud8 The perfect penis is the one I wake up with every day |
From: Jeans and Cocks by MattTheStud8 Sharing one of my own person jeans stories |
From: Man, I love being a guy! by MattTheStud8 PhiIlyphag said: He is very proud of his troll body. He worked hard for it. Must be all that amino acid gibberish he's consuming! Ya nut. |
From: Perfect penis by MattTheStud8 GraysAnatomy said: You may be comfortable drinking a beer, its this Perfect Penis, that you should fear! . . . . . . . . . . Damn! |
From: Man, I love being a guy! by MattTheStud8 Special thanks shout out to Unregistered for his visual examples of men loving being a guy! |
From: Calling all normal sane regular members by MattTheStud8 Here here! |
From: GraysAnatomys Picture of the Day by MattTheStud8 dogetog said: Who is this "we" you're talking about? You don't speak for the rest of the members here, and you certainly don't speak for me. Aren't you that guy everyone's taking about? If a universal we is what you're after, we wish you would go elsewhere. |
From: Man, I love being a guy! by MattTheStud8 Thanks Grays! Yea I'm pleased with the hand I was dealt. Wow Altc. That's some rough shit. Though a man having been a man suddenly being a woman... he could rule the world! |