I really feel for you. Like you say this is the stuff so many people dream (and wank) about, but the reality can be so different. Lots of people do really enjoy the situation, though, so I hope that in your case things work out and you get pleasure from it.

It would be one of my best fiends. We have been very close for years, but fully friend-zoned. She has an amazing body, slim, perky breasts, really pretty and so much fun. We have been fairly open in conversation before about sex (normally after a few drinks) but no chance of anything happening. She has been comfortable enough to change in front of me so I have seen her in her underwear, and I have had several awesome wanks in her house before. I would give anything just to see her fuck, let alone do it myself! I heard her once, a long time ago, and it was just amazing.

It is a smartphone only app so can't be installed on a PC.

When you log in, it gives you the option to sync your contacts, so you can just say no. This means your contacts won't know you have it, if you want to only add people via their Kik username and stay private. In that sense it is similar to the old style Yahoo messenger etc, everything is done by username. I would suggest setting up a new email address for it.

One thing to note is that you can't log out as such, like on some apps. Logging out actually erases all of the data, so when you next log in all of the conversation history etc will be empty. It is basically the same as uninstalling and reinstalling the app.

Met a few celebrities that I have jerked off to, and obviously regularly see friends and others I know that are targets.

I think the hottest is probably when I have wanked to friends of friends that I have seen on Facebook, not expecting to meet them, then seeing them out or at a party of something like that. Seeing how they compare in real life to the fantasies I have had. Been a few times I have need to disappear for a quick wank on situations like that!

I wanked over an ex's friend based purely on Facebook for quite a while until I met her one day. Ended up seeing her a lot and was always a favourite to wank to.

As for anybody knowing I wank to them, only ever once, someone I know, and nothing really came of it. It's kind of hot that she knows/knew.

My wife likes the fact that I do it - she still hasn't swallowed a full load of mine, so it helps with clearing up if I can do it! She wasn't freaked the first time, but was surprised. I have swallowed my cum for as long as I can remember so am surprised when others are surprised.

Absolutely, every time she posts a new photo on Instagram!

Never caught, no, but it would be incredibly hot.

I know a close mate of mine jerked over one of our friends, who then became my girlfriend. I found it really hot that he obviously wanted her and had fantasised about her.

He's seen photos he shouldn't have done of her and my wife on my phone over my shoulder before, and I find that really hot as well. Never gone so far as to actually show him things though.

Agree with all of the above!

Not my normal type, but there is just something about her...

A few TV historians mentioned here, I am a fan of Suzannah Lipscomb: