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From: Ever meet a celeb you jerk to? by andysmz

knifty said:
I met Angela Rayner a few weeks ago, and as soon as I got home I had a wank over her


So now we know your real name is Keir Starmer

From: Viv Albertine saying she wants men to wank over her by andysmz

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If only Viv had told us at the time - The Slits gigs would have been packed out and she would be slipping over on all the spunk spraying onto the stage in appreciation

From: 1960s Welsh singing hotty Mary Hopkin by andysmz

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From: Listening to sex by andysmz

splasher said:
I had to stay with my sister in university for a few weeks years ago . Heard her getting fucked in the next room about 5 times over the few weeks , by different men .

Embarrassed back then that it made me hard and I had a wank during it but dont care now


She probably got off on knowing her brother could hear her being fucked senseless and was wanking over it

From: ASMR videos by andysmz

andysmz said:
I've had a few wanks over Michaela in recent months

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwjPsF6G7gg

How anyone can actually be serious about "reiki healing" is beyond me but I can assure you it wouldn't just be my aura that would need cleansing if Michaela's hands released the pent-up "negative energy" from my sacral chakra.

Not my "ideal woman" by any means but certainly nice enough body and face -and with the added bonus that if she believes in all that reiki and spiritual claptrap, it can't possibly be that difficult to get into her knickers.


Can't stop wanking ove this girl and her ASMR reiki nonsense. I like to imagine I'm lying naked in front of her as she spouts her aura cleansing claptrap, somehow she doesn't notice my cock getting harder and harder, quivering with expectation until I spontaneously shoot my load, covering her face and body with my hot spunk as she continues obliviously in the manner of a bukkaked japanese newsreader.

From: Kpop girl group blackpink by andysmz

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From: Last Female Athlete You Jacked To by andysmz

Ukwnr555 said:
GB curling team
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Don't actually know any of them but they are all shaggable. I particularly like the way the girl in the middle is looking at my stiff cock and smiling - she is dirty !

From: Listening to sex by andysmz

In my teens I had to share a bedroom with my slightly younger brother which we both hated not least because we hated each other.

Late one night I woke to the creaking of his bed followed eventually by his gasps as he reached orgasm.

Before long I realised that he was waiting until I was asleep before starting his nightly wank. Also before long, I realised (or my cock did) that I found his wanking a turn on despite the fact he annoyed me so much.

Routinely I would lie awake in the darkness on the other side of the room, gently fingering my cock, waiting for him to decide I was asleep. Once he started to wank, I would match him stroke for stroke and aim to cum at the same time as he did and the feeling was amazing.

For those wondering, yes I did think (or fantasise) about taking it further and going over to join him in his bed but never followed it through for many reasons - stigma of homosexuality, being the older brother, his possible reaction etc.

Glad I didn't as he came out as gay in his 20s so I would almost certainly have had guilt about being the cause. Had we been twins ( a lot of people thought we were) and had a better relationship then maybe we would.

A few years later, I had a flat where my female neighbour would routinely get noisily pounded by her bf. Needless to say, I also worked out her timetable and perfected the art of wanking furiously with one ear against the wall.






From: Random Newcastle girls from 2006 by andysmz

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The one on right might be slightly older but she loves anal - you'll need to be out of the house before hubbie gets back from the night shift, though.

From: Random Newcastle girls from 2006 by andysmz

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Girl on right - but the one on left will give you a blowie in the bus shelter - even if her mates are also there

From: Random Newcastle girls from 2006 by andysmz

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You just know the one in the middle is dirty as fuck

From: Lovely Royal Navy Wrens from the past by andysmz

andysmz said:
Some delightful young Wrens showing a bit of leg and stocking tops at HMS Dauntless some time back in the 70s.

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From: Lovely Royal Navy Wrens from the past by andysmz

LadWanker said:
She looks incredible there!


I had quite a few wanks over Her Royal Highness back in my youth.

From: Lovely Royal Navy Wrens from the past by andysmz

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OK there's a few munters amongst this group of WRNS 3rd Officers but back row 1,2 and 4, and front row 1 and 4 would be definitely worth the effort - after I'd recovered from spending some serious time with the brunette 3rd from left middle row

From: Lovely Royal Navy Wrens from the past by andysmz

I'm guessing mid-80s to early-90s with these 2 cuties being shown how to handle a sailor's weapon on board HMS Gloucester.

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I think I'd start with the hottie on the right from HMS Osprey

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