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From: Mysti - stunning slim beauty with huge natural tits! by brazongo

Peter_Hardin said:
I don't know why you want to compare a beautiful woman to a cow. Mysti is breathtaking and her tits are magnificent!

Relax Peter it's a joke besides her tits are as big as a dairy cows lol !!

From: What real 36E tits look like by brazongo

a_hard_dick_n_tx said:
14 years ago I had a short but very sexual fling with a 19 year old girl who had GG breasts. They were massive and tons of fun to play with. Was a topic of discussion for us regularly. She always said how heavy they were though.

Love talking to busty girls about their tits. They complain and complain but eventually they'll let slip that they secretly love being busty for one reason or another!

From: Jess Davies by brazongo

Stunning girl but she doesn't half talk a lot of shite. So many of these glamour models end up as hardcore feminist preachers.

From: What's the naughtiest place you drooped a load of cum in? by brazongo

dickguy said:
About 10 years ago, my wife's mother and her sister came over from the UK for a vacation. I had told the three of them that I would get up early the next day and make a batch of pancakes and sausage for them. While mixing up the batter and I knew they all were still sleeping, I jerked a load into the batter and it mixed in very nicely. They all loved the good old US style flapjacks, and as they were enjoying them, I kept thinking of the special "JACK" part of the flapjacks in the batter. No one noticed the added additive, but I told my wife about it after breakfast. My wife them commented, that it would probably be the only time I would ever get any of my cum into either of them. I never did get to screw my niece, but later on two different occasions, I did have the pleasure of fucking my mother-in-law. That was fun !!


So let me get this straight...you, with a profile that says you are currently 80 years old, "10 years ago" making you 70, blew a load in to a pancake batter, had her mother and sister (unknowingly) eat it - and then bragged to your own wife about it.

And her, rather than freak out or call the cops - like any sane person would - was not only totally fine with it but made a lighthearted joked about the situation.

You're either spouting ultimate bullshit or have one of the most fucked up, creepy family relationships ever.

From: Cute Girls with Ugly Guys by brazongo

britsturbator said:

I've known average joe's with average jobs not rich by a long shot nor in shape yet one day you see their GF's and its like, dude, how did this happen? We never get an answer - these guys usually just shrug their shoulders and smile really big.

There's no secret. It's confidence. If you have the right attitude you'll have good results. That applies for life in general.

From: Cute Girls with Ugly Guys by brazongo

When you're selecting a mate, you look for certain traits - women and men don't have the same desirables.
Generally men seek women with traits indicating they would be good child bearers.

On the other hand, women look for safety and security in men. This is why they tend to go for taller men, as size matters (no, not only 'down there') when it comes to combat and survival.
Likewise, the more money he has, the less chance that she'll have to struggle through life - hence the unfortunate existence of gold diggers.

But there is a means around this for the average Joe, and it's summed up in one word: confidence.
Men who are more secure in themselves (mentally and financially) naturally carry themselves in a better way; and this is expressed subconsciously through body language. Think Clark Kent vs. Superman.

If an average guy walks up to a chick and makes her feel like she's the one that needs to prove herself, that gets her mind working.

'Why is this totally average guy so confident in himself? There must be a reason for it.'

Once the interaction reaches that stage, it's generally in the guys hands from then on because A) she's intrigued enough to want to know more about him and B) you're over the biggest hurdle of all, which is getting her to reciprocate interest in the first place.

Women rarely have to work to find a mate, whereas men always do. If you ever go out specifically to pickup women you'll often find, for the most part, they're quite cold in the early interaction - then you'll say/do one little thing and her mood will completely change. That's the point where you've gone from being 'just another guy/friendzone material' to 'potential mate'.

The whole 'big dick wins chicks' thing is pretty much myth. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure plenty of women would like a guy with a huge horse cock, but it's almost certainly not in the top 5 things they'd be looking for.

Besides, we all walk around clothed so, unless she finds out through third-parties, there's no way a woman would ever know who was and wasn't hung.

From: Nice Big Teen Boobs by brazongo

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Anybody else wanna fuck this big titted girl? I know I do!

Pretty sure at least some of these are morphs. If not, that's insane. Those are some real backbreakers.

From: Really Huge Black Tits by brazongo

Peter_Hardin said:
I'm putting together a Tyra Moore MyCircle Room so we can watch her videos together while we stroke our cocks and chat about how good she makes us feel.


Look forward to it, Peter smile

From: Really Huge Black Tits by brazongo

Tyra was my all time favourite in my teens. Here and gone very quickly but, fuck, what great memories (mammaries? wink) she left.

Unfortunately she had those amazing naturals reduced once she quit porn but she's a doctor now so fair play to her. Not just a pretty face!

I still wank off to her scene with that hillybilly/pirate when the mood strikes!

From: Kelly Brook Worship by brazongo

Love that over her career she's gone through most of the different body types you'd expect from a tit model. Have to admit, never really paid attention to her in my teens - she wasn't busty enough for my liking at the time - but these last couple years...wow.
She's put on some weight, become super curvy, and dare I say a little MILF-y.

From: Kelly Brook 2018 calendar by brazongo

Still fit as fuck but can't believe she's still modelling at this age. Kelly's lasted much longer than even the likes of Pinder that started years after.

Soak it up boys, I think Kelly's gonna milk the last few years left of that bod at it's best!

From: Jackin over sister's friend sleeping by brazongo

Ultimatejacker52 said:
I don't see it that way and my typing is perfectly fine you understood what I was saying besides she was asking for it should have known someone someday would do it looking hot like that

"She was asking for it"? Spoken like a true rapist.

Apart from the fact this is such a ridiculous story that I don't believe it actually happened, on the off chance it did, you're a fucking scumbag.

From: Jackin over sister's friend sleeping by brazongo

lollll what the fuck. So apart from being one of the worst pieces of English ever typed out, you sexually assaulted someone in their sleep? Fuck you.

From: Still wanking for Page 3/Nuts/Zoo girls? by brazongo

billj501 said:
You get that a lot in feminism. I remember my Film and Feminism course at uni the lecturer was was so out of touch. If it hadn't been written in a book your argument or lifestyle was invalid.

I'm assuming you did some kind of media/film course? Please tell me that was an optional module. I find it appalling that blatantly politicised/opinion modules like these exist. More so when it's a required part of the curriculum, as seems to be becoming more prevalent recently.

AnPower74 said:
Yep, definitely true that the feminist movement killed Page 3 especially - happened around the same time as Nuts n Zoo going to the wall, can't believe how quickly the industry died to be honest.

At the time a big of me (admittedly pretty optimistically haha) hoped that it would mean some of the girls would take the next step on their career ladder into hardcore porn. Although I'm sure the sight of a girl I have lusted after for years like Rosie or India being run ragged doggy-style, or on her knees with 3 or 4 big angry cocks going at her pretty face might well have been enough to bring on a pretty massive heart-attack!

It really was done and dusted fairly quickly, wasn't it? To be fair, I don't think the industry was doing particularly well at the time anyway. Combine that with the resurgence in militant feminism and the glamour industry took a bigger beating than Kim Kardashian at an arse-slapping contest.
I would've loved to see Sophie Howard or Kelly Brook do any kind of real hardcore stuff!

From: Still wanking for Page 3/Nuts/Zoo girls? by brazongo

The internet might have killed off the magazine side of things (at least as far as a profitable business), but it was the SJW/feminist activism that really killed the industry.

I must've read a new hit-piece every day for about 6 months about how it was "degrading" to the women, how they were treated as "pieces of meat". Of course, if they'd actually asked the Page 3 models themselves very few of them shared that viewpoint. To the contrary: many of them felt like they were empowered by it.

It was a classic case of "I don't like this therefore it must be stopped" from regressive types.

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