Original Lois was Phyllis Coates.
Then Noel Neill.

Lucky guy. My wife can't lay her fucking cell phone down long enough for sex.
No blowjobs in 5 years. Let alone anything else.

Having a hard on this late isn't what I had planned. But I've got one now.

First time caught? You mean my very first time? Or first time with a new partner?
Very first time was when I was 13, She was 15 and sucking my cock. Her mom watched. I thought it was her sister. Some time later after I shot in her mouth, her mom stepped in and told us we should come out in the living room.
When I was in college I dated three 22 year olds. I was 32 at the time. How the fuck I got THREE 22 year olds to date me I have no clue? I am NOT complaining.
I was plowing one on her couch one afternoon. This very attractive woman stepped in the door. We were completely nude, so this woman saw everything. Plus I had the girl's knees to her chin jack hammering her pussy. I had no clue who the woman was? So I kept fucking this wet pussy I was using. I pulled completely out a few time so this woman could get a good look at my hard cock. This woman had a huge smile on her face looking at my cock. Her smile got larger when I pulled out. I thought "Fuck yeah! THREESOME!"
Come to find out, it was the girl's step mom. She excused herself and left the room. The girl said we should stop fucking. We got dressed. Step mom came back in the room and congratulated me on getting laid. Like 5 or 6 times.
She even apologized for interrupting. Told me I needed to finish what I started. Which of course I did later that evening.
The girl told me her step mom commented I had a nice cock and he needed to be in porn videos. But I always considered that a lie.

Ever fuck in a public place? It's incredible. Just don't get caught. lol
But.......... you never know who might see you what their reaction is?
I can remember pulling behind a group of semi trailers right after my nephew graduated and fucked my wife. Never been to this post before. Cars driving by. At least one guy noticed us. Usually takes me an hour or more to cum. Not that time. Like 30 minutes I think?
One night she wore this tiny black dress and no underwear. We stopped in the door way of a school and she said she wanted to suck some cock. Some time later I noticed someone inside the school watching. I told her we had company. She said let him watch. I moved slightly so our friend could see better. She was strokng my wet cock. I started to cum on her face. She somehow got me in her mouth and let him finish. My cum was dripping off her face. She gobbled it up. Then told me to suck her tits in front of our friend. So I did.

I started getting really hard at 11 yrs old. Several times a day. I used to look at women's underwear in catalogs. It turned me and my buddy on.
My head turned noticeably purple with I was 12. It was summer time, on a sunday evening. We were having pizza for supper. I thought there was something medically wrong with me but I kept my mouth shut.
I remember going to my bedroom to hide my hardons.
When I was 13 my girlfriend who was 15 started having sex. She gave great blowjobs and swallowed for me.
It was wonderful. Shooting as hard as possible in her mouth. She would lick me clean. Then begin to tease as she wanted more.
Her mom watched the very first one, and said nothing till I was drained.
Once her mom tried to catch us. I had started to cum. My girlfriend had pulled her mouth off. I was shooting several feet across the floor. Trying to get my cock tamed, and back in my pants. One string of cum shot towards my face. There I was. Cumming in my pants right in front of her mom. LOL
I never masterbated till I was 20 years old. Girl I dated in high school insisted I learn how. After I got a hand on things (pun intended) she started making me jerk off in front of her. Somethings she let her sister watch.

Watched Jenna Jameson dance at a local strip club one night about 15 years ago. She invited all the guys with hard dicks to come closer to the stage. My wife told me to go cause she knew my dick was always hard.
Jenna told us to fold dollar bills, set them on the stage, then she would pick them up with her pussy. Nice show.

I would love to plow Marie Osmond. She is so hot.

A couple guy have asked to suck my cock. But no idea where with all the cameras around now days.

I must have a strange affect on women. As several I was doing decided they were no longer interested in sex. And they were no where near menopause.
One woman I cared very much for became frigid and she was 35 at the time.
She claimed she could not satisfy me. But I told her that was my decision.
Women younger then I, I was having sex with told me they were no longer interested in sex.
Am I the only one this has happened to?

I can agree with that. Some women loose interest before menopause.
Us guys are left to either our hands, toys, or finding it on the street.
Then women wonder why we look to over places?
I haven't so much as had a blowjob in more then 5 years now. She can't put down that fucking cell phone long enough to even look at the TV.
I gave up trying to compete with the thing.

Oh. And you know the old saying. What you don't use, you loose. Sex is the same way. Use it or loose it.

I was 13 and came in my girlfriend's mouth. (She was 15 and incredible body)
She swallowed every drop and blew me many more times before we broke up.
Once her mom walked in and caught us but didn't say a word.

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