Yea, ok, now where?

You have to have a long dick in Canada. Otherwise you can't get it all the way out of all those layers of clothes in the winter when pissing.

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If you're a teenager, on a long hiking adventure with several other teenage boys, and you jack off at least once a day, and you haven't been able to get a shower, or even jump in the water, and the grit and dirt on your dick starts grinding the skin off, and you haven't changed underwear since you left, yea, then you could get an infection.

I lived with a girl who while in college, worked as a maid in Miami Beach, right there on Collins. She told me she walked in on so many people over the 3 years she was there. The clients there ranged from the Spring Breakers to the Snow Birds-in-waiting. She would knock but I know she doesn't have the patience to wait for a proper answer. She had seen guys jacking, girls jilling, 3 college guys sharing a bed and all as nekkid as can be. Valentines day meant that couples could mess up the hotel sheets. It pissed her off that she would deal with such nasty sheets that she would purposely walk in as couples doing the deed.

She said her worst day was when there was a HS band headed for the Orange Bowl. Four boys to a room. She opened up four consecutive doors with a boy playing his own instrument. She heard "OH GODS!" and "I'M SORRY!" and "WHOA THERE LADY." and "aaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!"

Here's where you want to start. One you have the part on you body, you can take the hose to several different containers.

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Sorry, I had no idea. Clear now.

I think they call it the Syn. Go small. They make some big ones. Unless you need a big one to get a feeling, go small. Its all I can take. aneros.com

I've got to second the opinion on the Aneros. Its shape is brilliant in how it works. I wouldn't go with vibrators, they will actually deaden the effect after the first few moments. The Aneros really works, whether you are going for hands free, jacking, or wearing it in the middle of intercourse.

Just do not lose a bet and have to wear it as you walk around Mayfest or the mall, or something. I saturated a pair of undies with precum!

I never knew there was such a thing. A friend kept teasing me about jacking off and I really didn't know what he was talking about. He and I were really the only boys in class with pubes, other than a few with some little wispy stuff. One day, I held him down on the playground at recess after he was teasing about jacking off and I was going to pound him if he didn't tell me what it was about.

As soon as school was out, we went to his house. In his bedroom, he started talking about how dicks get hard and you had no control over it. And he pulled his jeans and underwear down and he was completely boned up, the first boner other than mine that I had seen. I was a little slower undoing my jeans but I was boned up as well. He showed me how to hold my hand and stroke. And when he wanted to show me how tightly I should be doing it, he wrapped his hand around my dick. Ohhh, that was a good!

About a minute of stroking, I was shocked, amazed, pleased, scared, and wanting more as I unloaded! He laughed out loud as I covered his bedspread.

I did feel guilty the rest of the day but I was very happy when I woke up with morning wood.

A couple of hints. Try the Spa at Paris. Sometime around 4 in the afternoon. If you got too early, no one will be there. Too late and you get the couples coming in. The jacuzzis make for good viewing but it seems like the dry sauna ends up as the place to get the conversation going the right way.

If you want to make it easy on yourself, get a day pass (or a room) at Blue Moon Resort...yes I said resort, its the official name. Pool during the sunny hours, the jacuzzi when the sun goes down.

I could manage 7 times. Did that twice. Once when I was home alone in the summer. And again when just hanging. I just couldn't get hard enough to jack seriously after 7 times.

On my knees, face on the bed. It allows me to control where it hits. She is pretty good at recognizing where I want it but can't really find it herself. She gets lined up with my button and all I have to do is tilt my hips one way to get more of it or the other way to take a break and catch my breath.

She really likes it for a number of reasons. She likes the control. And she can let the strap-on get in there and do the dirty work.

There was a time when showering meant jacking. A shower in the morning to take care of my morning wood. And many times, I'd take another shower after work or before bed. I'd usually be playing with my junk as the water got hot and was boned up as I stepped into the shower.

In college, I loved moving to an apartment from the dorm. The dorm showers just weren't safe enough for jacking MOST of the time. Not long after the semester started, I came home from a rush party and was stinky, horny, and sweating. I went right into the shower. I wasn't looking for a long session, and jacked hard and fast. It was as I was milking the last of the cum, when I looked through the glass shower doors and saw my new roomie. He had been on the toilet from the moment I walked into the bathroom. He watched the whole thing.

When he say that I noticed him, he said something like "That was hot, dude." And he finished jacking off himself.

That was a start.

Just don't expect a quick cum. It takes a little bit to learn how to use it. It is a long stimulation. You learn to flex or clench and work it on your button. Plenty of lube is important. You can feel it build. I would get to the point where I just couldn't wait any longer and finish off by hand. But then, I had it in while doing the deed with a real live partner. It just made the orgasm that much better but it was the learning that was more important. I can now make myself cum in a much short time and really work it so that it is a big cum.