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Posted on 2015-06-05 04:06 PM. Last edited by plush on 2015-08-20 04:32 PM. (1 edits total)
Riskiest place I jacked off was more likely dangerous as it was on Hill 55 SW of Danang Vietnam. I was feeling stressed one night on duty so I went to the outdoor four hole toilet and sat under the stars and jacked off as tracer bullets zipped overhead and artillery fire boomed. To this day I get an erection on the 4th of July as fireworks go off overhead.
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plush said:
Riskiest place I jacked off was more likely dangerous as it was on Hill55 SW of Danang Vietnam. I was feeling stressed one night on duty so I went to the outdoor four hole toilet and sat under the stars and jacked off as tracer bullets zipped overhead and artillery fire boomed. To this day I get an erection on the 4th of July as fireworks go off overhead.
Riskiest place I jacked off was more likely dangerous as it was on Hill55 SW of Danang Vietnam. I was feeling stressed one night on duty so I went to the outdoor four hole toilet and sat under the stars and jacked off as tracer bullets zipped overhead and artillery fire boomed. To this day I get an erection on the 4th of July as fireworks go off overhead.
Thank you for your service but DAMN! Man. I lose my wood if a bug zips overhead.
I had a thing while i was younger (17ish) and id get horny at work so would jerk off in the toilets 2-3 times a day. Did that at 3 jobs i must have stunk of jizz.
Also a 4th job was on a farm in a tiny building (small pc building company, just 1 guy and me) and he would leave me alone for hours so id jerk off. He was an arse sometimes so id cum in his coffee cup. Id clean it but id smirk when he drank.
Also a 4th job was on a farm in a tiny building (small pc building company, just 1 guy and me) and he would leave me alone for hours so id jerk off. He was an arse sometimes so id cum in his coffee cup. Id clean it but id smirk when he drank.
plush said:
To this day I get an erection on the 4th of July as fireworks go off overhead.
To this day I get an erection on the 4th of July as fireworks go off overhead.
I mean no disrespect but that is hilarious man. Almost like a dark comedy material.
cumtofeet81 said:
I had a thing while i was younger (17ish) and id get horny at work so would jerk off in the toilets 2-3 times a day. Did that at 3 jobs i must have stunk of jizz.
Also a 4th job was on a farm in a tiny building (small pc building company, just 1 guy and me) and he would leave me alone for hours so id jerk off. He was an arse sometimes so id cum in his coffee cup. Id clean it but id smirk when he drank.
I had a thing while i was younger (17ish) and id get horny at work so would jerk off in the toilets 2-3 times a day. Did that at 3 jobs i must have stunk of jizz.
Also a 4th job was on a farm in a tiny building (small pc building company, just 1 guy and me) and he would leave me alone for hours so id jerk off. He was an arse sometimes so id cum in his coffee cup. Id clean it but id smirk when he drank.
Usually I don't like the unsuspecting victim deals but this just feels right. I can really get the vibe of a guy who is an asshole at work giving you nothing but the blues all day and your vengeance is that each sip he takse from his fav coffee cup you know that it was lined in your cum and perhaps a few drops of piss which you, cause your nice "rinsed out but the heat of the coffee just revives it sip after sip. Not to mention that you "recharge " it every chance you get.
Working it hard
I've jerked off at urinals, nude beaches, hiking and driving. However, I think the riskiest would have to be in the back of class one day when I was in high school. Next hottest jerkoff sessions I had were when I had a summer job and would be in the warehouse at night alone, strip down and jerkoff.
I beat off regularly at work at all times of day. Love to do it when all the hotties are there and walk back to my desk still hard and smelling of cum
Back of my college library. There are little study desks in the corner behind some shelves. Done it twice. First time I just came all over the floor. Second time I brought a fleshlight came inside it under the desk.
On a Greyhound bus at night,guess all the vibration got me hard. Pretty sure someone watched me from behind,on opposite side of aisle,was so horny and felt so good I didn't care....
middle of the week in the afternoon in a deserted church parking lot.Woman sent me a cassette tape of her masturbating-she was really vocal-turned on.I came Strong.Later on I thought what the hell were you thinking?
Stroke my throbbing 6.75 cock and make me CUM .Bi Curious.
In the next door neighbour`s bathroom, sniffing her used knickers from the washing basket. We were there for a bbq and I took advantage of being able to wander about their house feely while everyone was busy eating and drinking.
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used to get so turned on going through the thought of buying a porn mag ,would drive to an area of town where no one would know me and pick my moment would be so horny if served by a younger woman ,once was served by a hot girl in early twenties she knew exactly why i wanted the mag and smirked as i paid for it ,could not drive the whole way home had to pull over and cum all over various pics in the mag before i got home thinking of what she was thjinking
erosfan said:
used to get so turned on going through the thought of buying a porn mag ,would drive to an area of town where no one would know me and pick my moment would be so horny if served by a younger woman ,once was served by a hot girl in early twenties she knew exactly why i wanted the mag and smirked as i paid for it ,could not drive the whole way home had to pull over and cum all over various pics in the mag before i got home thinking of what she was thjinking
used to get so turned on going through the thought of buying a porn mag ,would drive to an area of town where no one would know me and pick my moment would be so horny if served by a younger woman ,once was served by a hot girl in early twenties she knew exactly why i wanted the mag and smirked as i paid for it ,could not drive the whole way home had to pull over and cum all over various pics in the mag before i got home thinking of what she was thjinking
I used to love buying my Mayfairs, Club, Fiesta, Escort, Playbirds, Whitehouse, Shaven Havens, Rustler, Mens World, Men Only from a newsagent that had a lovely mature woman at the counter - she used to point out the new magazines they got in...she knew I liked the ones featuring shaven cunts...
I loved it when she would say to me "Hope you enjoy them" and give me a knowing wink and smile....I so wanted her to ask me to wank off in front of her while she flicked over the pages of the magazines...
My wife goes to a chiropractor and parks on a busy street. I waited in the car and jacked in the passenger seat. So hot stroking my cock as cars drove by.
Posted on 2015-06-06 02:47 PM. Last edited by iBalls on 2015-06-06 02:48 PM. (1 edits total)
plush said:
Riskiest place I jacked off was more likely dangerous as it was on Hill55 SW of Danang Vietnam. I was feeling stressed one night on duty so I went to the outdoor four hole toilet and sat under the stars and jacked off as tracer bullets zipped overhead and artillery fire boomed. To this day I get an erection on the 4th of July as fireworks go off overhead.
Riskiest place I jacked off was more likely dangerous as it was on Hill55 SW of Danang Vietnam. I was feeling stressed one night on duty so I went to the outdoor four hole toilet and sat under the stars and jacked off as tracer bullets zipped overhead and artillery fire boomed. To this day I get an erection on the 4th of July as fireworks go off overhead.
I don't understand: why were you feeling stressed?
Just kidding.
But now, when you masturbate, do the PTSD flashbacks kick in?