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shaking hands with the president or tearing the bollox off myself...usually to Victoria Beckham
really ? and people understand you ? not many people know that word.
wabiiwabii said:
I actually prefer a more sophisticated way to say it : "onanism".
I actually prefer a more sophisticated way to say it : "onanism".
jack2boots said:
really ? and people understand you ? not many people know that word.
really ? and people understand you ? not many people know that word.
wabiiwabii said:
I actually prefer a more sophisticated way to say it : "onanism".
I actually prefer a more sophisticated way to say it : "onanism".
Also, Onan didn't masturbate. He pulled out at the end of sex with his widowed sister-in-law/new wife and came on the ground, and his sin wasn't "spilling his seed," but rather disgracing his deceased brother and new wife by consummating their new union but not giving her his seed to carry on his brother's name.
I personally have always liked "wanking."
Christian, Pastor, Masturbator
If I'm in the UK I wank, in the USA I jack it. Otherwise the locals give me funny looks.
My favourite more colourful names:
Choking the chicken
Spanking the monkey
Handling something important
Catholic hand-shandy
Shaking hands with the one-eyed milkman
People spend so much time thinking about their sexy bits
My favourite more colourful names:
Choking the chicken
Spanking the monkey
Handling something important
Catholic hand-shandy
Shaking hands with the one-eyed milkman
People spend so much time thinking about their sexy bits
Really ? damn, everyday we learn something new. so onanism should be synonym of coitus interruptus instead masturbation.
OhioPastor said:
Also, Onan didn't masturbate. He pulled out at the end of sex with his widowed sister-in-law/new wife and came on the ground, and his sin wasn't "spilling his seed," but rather disgracing his deceased brother and new wife by consummating their new union but not giving her his seed to carry on his brother's name.
I personally have always liked "wanking."
Also, Onan didn't masturbate. He pulled out at the end of sex with his widowed sister-in-law/new wife and came on the ground, and his sin wasn't "spilling his seed," but rather disgracing his deceased brother and new wife by consummating their new union but not giving her his seed to carry on his brother's name.
I personally have always liked "wanking."
that's interesting, do you know what is the favorite word in Canada or Australia ?
JackMcCock said:
If I'm in the UK I wank, in the USA I jack it. Otherwise the locals give me funny looks.
My favourite more colourful names:
Choking the chicken
Spanking the monkey
Handling something important
Catholic hand-shandy
Shaking hands with the one-eyed milkman
People spend so much time thinking about their sexy bits
If I'm in the UK I wank, in the USA I jack it. Otherwise the locals give me funny looks.
My favourite more colourful names:
Choking the chicken
Spanking the monkey
Handling something important
Catholic hand-shandy
Shaking hands with the one-eyed milkman
People spend so much time thinking about their sexy bits
Have been using "jerking off" most of my life
old long time jacker who loves anal with woman only
Take Captain Picard to warp speed
That one always makes me laugh...
That one always makes me laugh...
it seems you are a Trekkie, I'm wondering what's the term for a Star Wars fan 
Ray-High said:
Take Captain Picard to warp speed
That one always makes me laugh...
Take Captain Picard to warp speed
That one always makes me laugh...
polishing the knob
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Cracking a load off!
Slapping your salami!
Shaking hands with the unemployed!
....Did you hear about the Russian masterbation addict called Krachalodoff!
Slapping your salami!
Shaking hands with the unemployed!
....Did you hear about the Russian masterbation addict called Krachalodoff!
comedy:
Shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln
a little forearm exercise
things i really say (to myself)
wanking
Stroking my cock
spending some quality time with my dick
Shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln
a little forearm exercise
things i really say (to myself)
wanking
Stroking my cock
spending some quality time with my dick
uk_sharethefun
134 posts since 2011-09-20
52 year old male from Hereford/W Mids/Wales - freq London/Essex
134 posts since 2011-09-20
52 year old male from Hereford/W Mids/Wales - freq London/Essex
Hand shandy
PM me for details of UK Wankers group on Telegram
Wait a minute! "Euphemism" suggests that masturbation is less than appealing!
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Flicking the bean.