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I wish all guys were required to swim naked or in speedos (especially white speedos).

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I used to wear speedos but that was in the late 70's. Now all the men's swim suits are those big baggy trunks that go almost down to my knees. They look ridiculous and are horrible to swim in. Luckily I live near a nude beach...wonderful feeling to swim nude.
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wolfecrits80 Novice Jackinchatter

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holdingmyown said:
Women would complain loudly if men criticised the skimpy clothes that women wear. For example women runners going round the track in bra and panties. Over my lifetime men have allowed themselves to become thoroughly emasculated by women. It's time men fought back!.


Let's fight back by wearing speedos!

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Am i the only one to find that baggy shorts are also sexy? Speedos are sexy on a sexy body, but can also be terribly unflattering too. Baggies tend to not show so much imperfections, but when a young slim boy is wearing them, imagination runs wild. It all boils down to the simple question, speedos or baggies, are you who wear them a sexy body or not?
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Not all men look like that


Exactly! There are women that should not wear tight skimpy bikinis either. The photos provided in this thread are unrealistic examples of what most men look like at the beach. God knows I would love to have the same abs I had in my 20s and 30s. But even in my younger days a speedo was never something I wanted to wear. If a man is comfortable wearing a speedo to the beach so be it.
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philgr1 said:
Am i the only one to find that baggy shorts are also sexy? Speedos are sexy on a sexy body, but can also be terribly unflattering too. Baggies tend to not show so much imperfections, but when a young slim boy is wearing them, imagination runs wild. It all boils down to the simple question, speedos or baggies, are you who wear them a sexy body or not?


I find regular shorts to be very sexy, especially if they are just a little short and just a little tight. Personally, I don't find speedos as attractive or as aesthetic.
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If it's acceptable for women to barely conceal their anatomy with figure-hugging bikinis, and to enjoy the pleasure of going about nearly naked, why should it be unacceptable for men? Anyway, board shorts are downright dangerous in the water: they will drag you down, even if you're a good swimmer.

In Mediterranean countries such as Italy, they have a much more sensible attitude, and you will see many men in briefs on the beaches there. I'm also delighted to say that in high-class leisure centres here in London, Speedos are now much more common than shorts. Perhaps this is because we have so many men from continental Europe living here now. Anyway there are some magnificent physiques on show, and some very skimpy briefs bulging with exceptionally manly genitalia.
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wolfecrits80 said:
Let's fight back by wearing speedos!

P.S. I love Gray'sAnatomy because he never engages w anyone directly, only posts random dick photos. Every board needs this guy!


Thank you for your very kind comment. Also I agree with your call to action to fight back by wearing speedos!
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GraysAnatomy said:
Thank you for your very kind comment. Also I agree with your call to action to fight back by wearing speedos!


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Men in Brazil have a much more healthy attitude about what to wear on the beach. A lot of testosterone being generated in these speedos:

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voyeuruk said:
Men in Brazil have a much more healthy attitude about what to wear on the beach. A lot of testosterone being generated in these speedos:

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Real men need to start wearing speedos or go commando.

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Typical guys in yellow speedos.

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When typical guys at the beach wear speedos, things happen . . .


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holdingmyown said:
So many men floppy swimsuits.
Not me

I want my genitals to show. Women wear figure hugging swimsuits, why not men.


I wear Speedos because they are more comfortable when paddle boarding or doing activity. Even sun bathing will wear Speedo type but will wear board shorts when walking to and from the beach. I do enjoy getting erect wearing tighter swim wear just to catch people and see who is looking.
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