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I love wanking after I've had a few drinks. Not really drunk, but just a little tipsy. I find I can last longer and thus get some real good orgasms. I also find I'm more likely to swallow my own cum when a bit drunk.
best one i ever had was when i got back from a works party and i had done e's sniff and weed and loads of drink. i wore a pair of tights i had stole from a hot secretary and slipped a dildo up my ass - never done either before! i came after a few mins over rhianna and girls aloud videos on mtv!! awesome!!
I hear ya about lasting a little longer when you take a few drinks. Personally i like a little 420 along with the mix fell great.
Chillin and jackin
lol yep ur definitely drunk - good man. Never jerked off while drunk but sex is good when ur drunk - not too drunk though or the little man has a job getting up. I usually bring my g/f off and then I love to lie back and enjoy it as she jerks me off but I enjoy that when sober too. Just seems more vigorous when I've had a few drinks. I can definetly thrust harder inside when tipsy that's fir sure
Love jerking off on the phone while talking sex with guys and girls and love to look at porn on the net while chatting.
I'm drunk now but not jacking. I did that earlier this morning. At my age, I don't get off as often as you younger guys. Had sex with the wife last night and jacked this morning while she was away, now I"m just enjoying being drunk and waiting for another chance to jack.
But drunk is fun.
But drunk is fun.
I used to buy some coke & go home and jerk off. I'd cut about eight lines and do 3 quick bumps. I'd go on the comp. & check out some some good porn. When I found a pic I really like I'd do another line or two and just focus on the pic while stroking my cock real good. I'd cut some more lines and do the same for about another hour or so. The I would go to my bed, do some more bumps and procede to fuck my ass with dildos and vibrators, and anal beads. All while jerking off and reading porn mags. When I got feeling realy good I'd take this dildo that was about 8 inches long and maybe 2 1/2 inches wide and put it all up my ass & fuck myself silly. I would do another line or two and cum in a cup, I then would pour my cum on the dildo that was just up my ass & deepthroat it. That was always a great feeling & a great taste.
I'm definitly one of the drunk jackers out there. I love getting pissed, getting online, and opening up my cam for all to see. I enjoy chatting to the guys while i'm wanking, and showing the world how I shoot my nice big load.
Here's one to all you fellow drunk jackers.
Here's one to all you fellow drunk jackers.
And it is fun to play with the passed-out drunk's cocks when they don't even know what is going on! Their body may be limp, but their cocks are rock-hard!
Nothing so erotic as the stench of liquor and vomit.
hmmm, smells like somebody pulled their head out of their ass to dump on somebody else's fantasy. Put yr head back n go stroke to the Sears catalogue.
Guess I shouldn't lecture the perfect
Guess I shouldn't lecture the perfect
Watchin porn w/a bud in our boxers...
Please remain calm, majorhm, and don't rupture a hemorrhoid. Don't let little things ruin your jack. The idea of jacking a drunk guy is very erotic to me. I was just remembering a real event.
Not so drunk as to have brewers droop then?
Yep. Whole night watching 3 ways. Mostly mmf.
I had a friend who got to drinking too much and we were talking about girls and he got a huge boner. I poked it with a yard stick and he laughed grabbed it and proceeded to....
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