Almost everyone talks/brags about how long they can last masturbating before cumming...

"I jerked my cock for 6 hours before I had an orgasm"

"I've stroked it from the time I got up until I went to bed that night, and finally came"

...but what is the FASTEST you've gone from flacid to orgasm?

I have blown my load in under 30 seconds before when i was extremely horny.

Mine was probably right at about 30 seconds, late at night after I stopped at a truck stop and found myself boned up in an empty restroom. The rest of the trip went by faster after taking care of that.

I've never timed it, but I can get hard, jack it off, cum, and clean it up between the time my wife gets into the shower and gets out.

From completely flaccid? About 2 minutes. If I'm already hard though I can easily cum in under a minute, about 30 seconds is the fastest.

From 0 to 60 in about...a minute, minute and a half.

I suspect this is a young man's game. As a young fella I could wank and cum fast, but now I'm not likely to cum quicker than a few minutes. Age does that, guys, it awaits us all.

A few minutes would be the minimum at my present age and I would have to be real horny.

Same here, although if I have a good erection I can cum in a minute or two.

If already hard and really horny with that intense I've got to cum soon feeling, about 30 seconds to a minute.

Under 30 seconds when I was a boy/young man. I can cum flaccid. Takes me a bit longer now ;-)

Sometimes you got to do it quick when you are with a buddy and the time is limited....hey, its better than nothing, thats for sure....

If I am really horny and just trying to get myself off fast I can cum in about a minute and half