When I can't sleep, I jack off thinking it will help me fall asleep. Tonight, I did that once, and it,didn't work.

I tried it again and it failed again.

I'm doing it a third time, but,now its,just to kill time.

Why the Fuck can't I sleep when I just got a great job I finally wanted? I literally have nothing else major,to worry about?

But the last couple of weeks, I've been having,one or two nights a week,where I don't shut down.

Help!

You just got a new job? That usually is enough for some sleepless nights. Congratulations btw!
All those new impressions, people, information, etc. Your mind starts racing as soon as you hit the bed. Trying to cope with it all.
It'll be alright, just give it a few weeks.
Meanwhile, take care not to get any blisters on your cock!

It always seems to help me relax enough that I can then fall asleep.

same here. had 3 insomnia sessions last night.