When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
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June, 2022
When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
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When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Surely no one is so naive they really believe a 5.2 inch erection is considered average . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I see more 5.2 inch flaccid cocks than I do of little 5.2 inch erections. . . . . . . . . . .
July, 2022
To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.
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To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Surely no one is so naive they really believe a 5.2 inch erection is considered average . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I see more 5.2 inch flaccid cocks than I do of little 5.2 inch erections. . . . . . . . . . .
August, 2022
Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.
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Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Surely no one is so naive they really believe a 5.2 inch erection is considered average . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I see more 5.2 inch flaccid cocks than I do of little 5.2 inch erections. . . . . . . . . . .
September, 2922
When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
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When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Surely no one is so naive they really believe a 5.2 inch erection is considered average . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I see more 5.2 inch flaccid cocks than I do of little 5.2 inch erections. . . . . . . . . . .
October, 2022
After 18 years of marriage, is finding out I have sucked over 100 dicks a big deal, or is my wife just overreacting?
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After 18 years of marriage, is finding out I have sucked over 100 dicks a big deal, or is my wife just overreacting?
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Surely no one is so naive they really believe a 5.2 inch erection is considered average . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I see more 5.2 inch flaccid cocks than I do of little 5.2 inch erections. . . . . . . . . . .
November, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Surely no one is so naive they really believe a 5.2 inch erection is considered average . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I see more 5.2 inch flaccid cocks than I do of little 5.2 inch erections. . . . . . . . . . .
December, 2022
The holiday season is always so busy, sometimes a person does not even have time to get dressed, so this month the thought of the month is:
The hurrirer I go, the behinder I get!
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The holiday season is always so busy, sometimes a person does not even have time to get dressed, so this month the thought of the month is:
The hurrirer I go, the behinder I get!
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Surely no one is so naive they really believe a 5.2 inch erection is considered average . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I see more 5.2 inch flaccid cocks than I do of little 5.2 inch erections. . . . . . . . . . .
January, 2023
Never In the history of calming down has anyone ever calmed down by being told to calm down!
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Never In the history of calming down has anyone ever calmed down by being told to calm down!
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Surely no one is so naive they really believe a 5.2 inch erection is considered average . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I see more 5.2 inch flaccid cocks than I do of little 5.2 inch erections. . . . . . . . . . .
February, 2023
When I am good, I am good, but when I am bad, I am really good!
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When I am good, I am good, but when I am bad, I am really good!
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Surely no one is so naive they really believe a 5.2 inch erection is considered average . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I see more 5.2 inch flaccid cocks than I do of little 5.2 inch erections. . . . . . . . . . .
March, 2023
The happiest people do not have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything they do have!
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The happiest people do not have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything they do have!
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Surely no one is so naive they really believe a 5.2 inch erection is considered average . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I see more 5.2 inch flaccid cocks than I do of little 5.2 inch erections. . . . . . . . . . .
GraysAnatomy said:
August, 2022
Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.
August, 2022
Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.
(I'm seven months behind, but I only just noticed this thread today. )
April, 2023
Do not piss off older people. The older we get the less life in prison is a deterrent!
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Do not piss off older people. The older we get the less life in prison is a deterrent!
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May, 2023
The most appropriate thing to wear to a birthday party is your birthday suit!
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The most appropriate thing to wear to a birthday party is your birthday suit!
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Surely no one is so naive they really believe a 5.2 inch erection is considered average . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I see more 5.2 inch flaccid cocks than I do of little 5.2 inch erections. . . . . . . . . . .
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