Yes, it is harder(pardon the pun) without sunglasses on, but with many years of perving I am able to glance without making it obvious I am looking and having filthy thoughts. I find myself licking my lips whilst thinking about what I would love to do to them. So many of the dirty sluts want men to look which is why they dress the way they do.

You are absolutely correct. I've lost count of the number of times I've been in a shopping mall, and perving over a nice young lady in a short skirt, and they literally wait until the last possible second to get on the escalator to ensure you're right behind them so you can try to look up their skirt.

So it was you I saw at the bottom of the escalator. Couldn't understand why you were licking your lips. Perhaps you could hold an icecream in front of you. Then people will think you are just trying to resist temptation.

Surely if you're right behind them you have the least chance of seeing up their skirt.

He always carries a huge mirror with the price tag still attached. If they say anything. He tells them he just bought it and that it doesn't fit in his pocket because of his erection.

Mum, my twin is still posting rude pics of himself.
Why did I have to have a loser for a twin.

Good point well made

Yes, that is a good point. I should have mentioned that you should leave a gap of 2 or 3 steps between yourself and the bitch to get the all important vantage angle and just hope that no fucking cunt comes up on the inside and stands in the gap.

They should have a sign on them to say
"Mind the Gap you Cunt".

They won't let you have a taser. They won't even let you go out unescorted twin.