Either into my mouth or into a pair of pantyhose. I'm not fond of wasting cum, but fucking a pair of pantyhose feels amazing. I get the double pleasure of how incredible my cock feels in nylon, and the sensation of them sliding over my cock.

on my hand so I can lick it and swallow...hate wasting cum and it tastes so fine

wish those words would come out of my wifes mouth!

I've got a towel that I spread out in front of me and spunk onto it. It hasn't been washed for a long long time, nicely stained and smells sweet

When staying in hotels, before I check out I quite like to cum on the TV remote control and the spunk plays havoc with the internal electronics. Cumming in the kettle is also a good one.

The other thing worth trying is retain one of your shits to harden over the course of a few weeks in the fridge or freezer and then when it's rock hard, grate the shit into little flakes and pop the flakes into a nice container labelled 'chocolate flakes". Then when going to breakfast at the hotel, position your container by the latte and cappuccino self-service machine and watch on as the guests sprinkle their morning coffee with your shit. Mmmm, delicious!

Nice pair of panties

White cotton panties probably. You pedo.

I masturbate almost everyday but only allow myself to shoot my come out maybe once, twice a week. When I do it's on my other hand so I can lick it up.

I love masturbating and I love the taste of my come.