You read my mind Mattthewanker! I was just coming here to suggest Suella Braverman. She looked superb yesterday in a red skirt suit. She's more than welcome to dial me up on Skype and watch me slowly masturbate, she can explain to me some of her new policy ideas too if she likes. I want Suella to see just how heavily she makes me cum for her.

I'm all for Greta Thunberg too. Greta would sit there shocked and disgusted but unable to take her eyes off your hard cock.

I also think Amy Schumer would be hot. I'll bet she'd be the dirtiest talker, encouraging you to finger your ass while you jack yourself hard and rough for her.

Mmm same here, dirty little tart.

If I'm allowed two then the Fanning sisters. Show them how hard they make me, tell them everything.

It would be Kelly Brook and most recently the lovely Inde Navarrette - whom plays the daughter of Lana Lang in the Superman and Lois TV series
(She also looks like my busty niece)


Inde Navarrette

Taylor Swift. I don't think she'll be much of a dirty talker so she can just watch and pass along some words of encouragement.

Gillian Anderson has sort of the 'sex therapist on the couch' look here.

Emma Watson

Ariana Grande

WHEN i READ THE TITLE OF THIS POST THE FIRST CELEB WHO POPPED INTO MY HEAD WAS JENIFER LAWRENCE

It would definitely be Kylie Minogue,my second choice would be Danni Minogue and third would be Davina McCall.

Tina O'Brien