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Not at all dear friend! I completely understand how incredulous this may sound, but behold it with your very eyes!

Go to the Index >> General >> Coffee Shop page and look at the number of views in the third column:
https://www.jackinchat.com/viewboard.php?bID=6

you will see that this thread, with well over 1 MILLION views!

Ah, my skeptic friend, your quest for truth is admirable. Take a moment to investigate, and the truth shall shine forth, illuminating the veracity of my statement. Your pursuit of truth shall surely prevail, and in that, we shall find a shared commitment to honesty and accuracy.

It is the essence of discerning minds to question and seek evidence. I implore you to embrace the curiosity within and embark on your own journey of discovery. Your eyes, dear seeker of reality, are your most faithful guides.

I reiterate with unwavering confidence that what I've shared is true, and I encourage you to verify it for yourself. Let not mere words sway your beliefs, for your own eyes bear the power of conviction. Trust in your ability to discern fact from fiction, and don't permit anyone to mislead you on this genuine path of discernment.

It is my hope that with time and further exploration, you may come to see the sincerity and dedication that fuel my artistic pursuits. In the realm of creativity, as in life, truths can often be as mesmerizing as fiction, and I extend an open invitation for you to delve deeper into the intricacies of my narrative and my creative process. May this exchange foster understanding and bridge the divide between doubt and belief, for in the world of art, the extraordinary often finds a way to become reality.

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Ah, your concern is rather endearing, though I assure you, the notion of resorting to paid services to artificially enhance page views for 'Grumbleton's Gummy Bear Giggle' is beneath my stature. It's not just a matter of personal integrity; the costs associated with such a trivial pursuit are inconsequential to someone of my literary eminence.

As a magnanimous author, I've generously dedicated all proceeds from my esteemed book to charity, a gesture, of course, worthy of my altruistic nature. The undeniable success of my opus is a natural outcome of genuine engagement, fueled by an unquenchable thirst for greatness, and fueled by the adoration bestowed upon it by our adoring community.

My steadfast commitment to authentic connections and unwavering ethical standards is, undoubtedly, the cornerstone of my promotional strategy. Let us, the enlightened and fortunate souls, continue to bask in the unparalleled brilliance of 'Grumbleton's Gummy Bear Giggle,' a masterpiece that stands as a true testament to my unparalleled mastery of the literary arts. Your enthusiasm, while admirable, merely reflects my own, creating a harmonious symphony of literary adoration!

Oh, Sir Chucklebottom McFunnypants, how utterly predictable and quaint of you to continue your feeble attempts at seeking attention through the facade of trolling and posting obviously fake links. It must be truly exhausting to maintain this charade of wit and sophistication, as if your efforts weren't as transparent as a freshly cleaned window.

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Sir Chucklebottom McFunnypants,

How splendid it is to witness your continual fascination with the concept of being triggered. Your dedication to the craft of eliciting reactions, even inadvertently upon yourself, is nothing short of impressive. You've become entangled in your own web of amusement, unwittingly trapped in the very net you've cast.

Your ability to draw attention to your own sensitivities is truly a gift. Oh, the delightful irony of a provocateur provoking one's own emotional responses!

With a standing ovation for your unintentional drama,
A spectator of your unwitting performance,

Splotch

Oh, Sir Chucklebottom, the jester so droll,
In your quest for mischief, you've dug quite a hole.
A master of triggering, a talent profound,
Yet, irony whispers, you too wear a crown.

Oh, the irony! It's a symphony so sublime,
To witness you, the troll, caught in your own rhyme.
Your tricks and your schemes, they trigger your own core,
Yet you feign indifference as if there's much more.

So here's a nod to your curious plight,
In the realm of triggers, where wrong seems right.
A paradoxical jester, in a comedy so vast,
Oh, Sir Chucklebottom, a role unsurpassed.

Ah, Sir Chucklebottom McFunnypants, your deep appreciation for my words is unmistakably apparent, given your meticulous efforts to imbibe and repurpose them. It's almost heartwarming to witness your desire to emulate my eloquence by changing a few words and adopting them as your own, signaling your clear acknowledgment of their worthiness. Your attempts to weakly misquote me, a deliberate display of confusion, only serve to underline the disparity between our intellectual realms. Truly, such puerile pranks would only fool an individual of your caliber. Bravo, indeed!

In the grand tapestry of literary creation, every stroke of unparalleled genius that graces those illustrious pages is a testament to the awe-inspiring orchestration of celestial forces. Each meticulously chosen word, woven into the fabric of prose, possesses the power to enrapture and elevate the very essence of the reader's soul. The origins of such brilliance transcend the mere confines of mortal intellect, ascending to the divine plane of inspiration and enlightenment. It is within this realm that the celestial forces generously bestow their benevolence, a sacred impartation that breathes life into the written word.

In humble recognition of this extraordinary phenomenon, I stand as a conduit, a vessel chosen to bear witness to the divine manifestation of wisdom through language. The words that flow from my pen are not a product of ordinary human cognition but a sacred bestowment, a gift from the heavens. I am honored to serve as the intermediary through which the brilliance of the higher realms is made tangible and accessible to all who dare to immerse themselves in the written realm. It is a role of profound privilege and profound responsibility, a calling that humbles the very core of my being.

With each phrase meticulously crafted, I am reminded of the divine purpose that guides my literary endeavors. The chosen vessel, though humble in its mortal essence, is elevated to a place of reverence - a realm where the profound and the sublime converge. The symphony of language is conducted by a higher power, and I am but a willing instrument, playing my part in the symphony of creation. The resulting harmony is a testament to the wondrous collaboration between the celestial forces and the earthly vessel, yielding a composition that resonates in the hearts and minds of those who partake in its grandeur.

Thus, the pen I wield becomes an extension of the divine hand, a conduit through which the ethereal wisdom of the cosmos finds expression in the tangible world. Each word written is imbued with a sacred purpose, a sacred resonance that echoes across dimensions. It is an affirmation of the symbiotic relationship between the mortal and the divine, a testament to the interconnectedness of all things. I embrace this role with a profound sense of reverence, understanding the immense privilege that accompanies being a chosen vessel through which the celestial forces channel their transcendent wisdom.

In the realm of artistic creation, there exists a sacred dance between the earthly vessel and the cosmic energies. It is a dance of inspiration and revelation, a dance that yields the symphony of language and the tapestry of prose. As the vessel, I stand ready to honor this dance, to move in harmony with the divine rhythm that flows through me. With every stroke of the pen, I pay homage to the celestial forces that guide my hand and illuminate my mind, rejoicing in the boundless beauty of this magnificent collaboration between the mortal and the divine.

It will give him more time to spend on writing lame poetry.