This conversation comes up all the time so...who here has been caught or caught someone?

I've been close a couple of times. Once I was jerking in bed and I heard my mom coming down the hall just when I felt my orgasm starting and cum building up. I had to hide my cock in my boxers and under the covers quickly...it's a good thing I did, because she came in the next second and was talking to me while I was cumming under the covers (she didn't know).

Other time was when I was in a dorm shower. For complicated reasons, there was only a much older guy (like late 20s to 30) on my floor and he once walked in on me in the shower while I was stroking a little (the showers there were so screwed up, they were so big, but from the outside, it looked like there was a bunch of small ones, he thought he was going into a free one). My hand left my cock, but it was already pretty hard. He was a bit to the side from me (because the showers were so big) so he didn't see all that much...but definitely an awkward moment. At least I got to get a glimpse of him as much as he did of me (although he obviously wasn't hard).

I haven't really ever caught anyone though...

I was jerking off to some porn on the computer one time and my older brother locked himself out of the house so he came around to the side and looked in the window and saw me. He knocked on the window and scared the hell out of me and caught me red handed jerking off. When I let him in (still half hard) he just laughed and said, "ohhhh wait till I tell mom!" but of course he didnt.

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I caught my sophomore year roommate jerking off about 6 times. It wasnt hot or interesting, it just pissed me the fuck off...

Why?

Thank god, it never happened to me... I always pay attention to the sounds in at home while im doing it... If i hear footsteps i pull my pants up...

I got caught by a friends mother when I was 15. My friends room was in the cellar and I was waiting for him to finish showering. I had the urge and didn't hear her come down the stairs. She giggled at me as I spun around to hide myself and zip up. It was never mentioned again but she always did have a little smile towards me when we spoke.

A couple or three times with a girl in a car in laybye's, and what appeared to be deserted parking areas in an industrial estate...the security guard then just smiled and suggested that we'd better move on if we didn't want any further interruptions....in the layby it was from a creepy truck driver who actualy tapped on the window whillst she was jerking me off...I drove off pretty rapidly, and hopefully ran over the perv's fucking foot!!!
I've also been seen being masturbated by a close male friend at a party once or twice, after most folks had left, but a few remained dozing or drunkenly chatting around the room..that was pretty hot knowing we were being watched

I didn't really get caught, but my mom found one of my pornos the other day... that conversation was kinda awkward. Especially when she suggested that I give the movie to my dad.

My wife caught me shortly after we were married. That was over 9 years ago. Now she doesn't care if I masturbate. She even encourages me to and has bought me a masturbation sleeve and some lubricant.

Mainly cause I had my schedule posted. The door had a lock. I tried to be as clear as possible in my comings and goings.

The first time, wasnt a problem until the second and we had to have a long talk. Said long talk also happened after find number 2, 4, 5 and 6.

Ben I wish my wife was more like yours in the masturbation area. I'd love to come home and find her and taking of her urges and desires. The time she did masturbate for me drove me wild and led to fantastic sex. I loved watching how her body reacted and how she vocalized as she got closer to orgasm.

Yeah,

I have to agree with sparkie, I have such a hard time getting my girl to try anything risque, I just quit trying~~~

I have heard that somewhere before in my college days. I do hope the trend is changing to where females can now express their love for self-satisfaction openly.

even in my younger days it seemed socially unacceptable for men to masturbate. What was confusing to me was the fact that their were conflicts concerning men and masturbation. It was deemed wrong for men to masturbate, yet it was claimed that all men do masturbate. WTF??

Was caught just the once when about 13, my brother walked in on me doing it in bed. It was under the covers but obvious what I was up to, he just took the piss out of me for a day or two.