Anyone have any suggestions on what i could use to shove up my ass something thats a decent length but also has a good thickness besides a cock i wish but i want something that can replicate a dick.

plz help any suggestions at all let me know thnx guys =)

Ever hear of a dildo?

yeah, invest in a dildo or vibrator.... There are various other things to try, just make sure you can get em out! You don't want to end up in the emergency room and leave the docs with an interesting story to tell!

I know what a fucking dildo is but i cant get one atm..
Thats why i asked for help.
If i could get one i wouldnt of posted this!

some screwdriver handles are perfect

carrots (washed) and candle sticks can work if you need items found around the house.

I'd go with the screwdriver handles...back in my day I worked the shit out of them

small zucchini..find the size u think u can take

I hear the aneros is really good. It's prostate stimulation.

Purchase an adult normal size dildo, one that vibrates, lube it up, lay on your back, play with your ass for a while and when it is loosened up enough shove the dildo in slowly and go to town. Then turn on the vibrator slowly and see what happens.

What is nice is you can lay there and let it vibrate while you play with your own cock.

YES!! candlesticks are good.

I go with the zucinnis and crook-neck squash. The zucs are flexible like a good cock, and you can get a real nice fuck going with them. The crook-necked have a nice "handle" and are curved, so you can work your P-Spot and milk. With the right size squash, the 'bulb' will stay outside while you sit, and you can rock against your p spot and stroke at the same time!

A condom over the veggie assures they will be clean, and with gobs of lube, makes for a very nice ride.

I've done that and they work well. Just make sure the screwdriver is long enough so it doesn't end up all the way in with no way to get it out.

i use a dildo, its 7 inches and it does the trick

Str8Slacker is right about the aneros. I have one and love it. I'll slide that in and use my Fleshlight and it's the best session ever

edit: ack - my bad. I assume not being able to get a dildo means you can't purchase something commercially. Forgive my haste