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friend just sent me this hilarious christian article and it's gotten me laughing so hard i dont know what to say.

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Hilarious! they might as well post a picture of every fucking person alive. we all do it
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That is fucking classic! I half expected it to be a link to Landover Baptist (they're a little less subtle though lol). Did you read any of the other articles? Really funny stuff. Thanks for posting! grin
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Haha, speak of the devil!

Creation Scientist Granted Permission to Study Source of Rise in Male Masturbation!

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No way this site is for real.
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Hilarious, but also super creepy! Sure doesn't help with that disapproving Mom pic.

If you think Muslims and Hindus are weird, check this out!
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Funny, after I masturbate, I look anything BUT angry. Exhausted, yes, angry? Nope. That site is an absolute HOOT. I can't decide if it's meant to be parody or not, though. Some of the comments from readers sound as if they take it seriously. Check out the "Vajazzling" article under "Recent Posts". It's funny, too.
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Has no one heardof the word "irony"?
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Has no one heardof the word "irony"?


Sure, but this isn't ironic so much as it is satirical.
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No doubt the writer is one himself!
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That site is not a serious Christian website. It is a satire. Think The Onion or Stephen Colbert. If it is serious, then it is a fundamental fringe group that the vast majority of Christians would not take seriously or associate with.
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Ha, love this stuff. Good argument for putting men in chastity.
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versatiledigits said:
friend just sent me this hilarious christian article and it's gotten me laughing so hard i dont know what to say.

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So nutz..Lol.
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versatiledigits said:
friend just sent me this hilarious christian article and it's gotten me laughing so hard i dont know what to say.

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I really thought for a moment that the first two-or-three paragraphs were genuine ! Trouble is that the whole thing
is so near the real stuff put out be some "Christian" groups !

I know quite a few decent Christian folk, and they agree that the fundamentalish rubbish published by some real groups does no good to anyone....it's how you go on yourself that's right or wrong, not what you tell other people to do. And some of the preaching just covers the preacher's guilt for things they do themselves anyway. Sermon over. grin
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versatiledigits said:
friend just sent me this hilarious christian article and it's gotten me laughing so hard i dont know what to say.

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I only look like that guy on the right WHEN I'm masturbating.
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