What are some things you guys like to shove up your ass?

Vibrating dildos! I have a double headed one about 16" long with a vibrator in each end. I can get it in about 15 and a half inches. Even makes my chest vibrate. Like to close my eyes, tip my head back, and work it in and out as I fantasize about a big black guy with a horse sized cock fucking my ass.
BTW, if you're hetero, you must at least be curious. wink, wink!

Yeah? I've been wanting to try a double-headed one with my partner. Hadn't thought of getting one with vibrators in both ends. Sounds really fun!

lol ya im curious

i used to use a toothbrush handle with very rounded handle, great for looking for 'the spot'.....kneel on the floor and alternate a couple of strokes cock and a couple of strokes of the t-brush handle .... after 20 / 30 mins it gets you (if you are in the right frame of mind) into a very aroused and interesting 'place' ......

now I've a solid plexiglass necked (stays up by itself) dildo say 1-1/4 dia and fourinches insertion .. flexing on that to cam is fun !!

also have a solid continuous dildo of the same diameter, it is 10 inches long and as is parallel not necked gotta keep my hand on it, tho am aware of not going too deep .... got the idea from porn star Sandy with a cucumber up her ... stuck out so fckn far - looked sooo hot !

Some womans tongue