Toothpaste, after shave lotion, DAMN you all are bold and adventurous! lol! Give me some tanning oil; thats about as rad as I get when it cums to using any lube. Be kind to that little third leg guys! Be kind!

WOW, thanks guys for telling me what to stay away from.

But I wondered if the dried shampoo might give you a super long term hardon....although uncomfortable.

Actually, I'd like to find something that would sorta be borderline in it's effect on your cock. Something that would just be mildly irritating...something you could spread on...and then get a hands-free orgasm from the tingling effect.

Didn't someone on here mention about Udder Balm lotion as a good lubricant?

icy hot? I'm just kidding.

Icy Hot, Didn't we all see the Icy Hot in the jockstrap scene in Revenge of the Nerds, and know not to do that.

Damn...and I had my jockstrap pouch all coated with Icy Hot and looking forward to a mind-blowing, no-hands orgasm.

Anna took nothing for granted and was careful to tell us that she was kidding. I think she knows that horny guys in here like me have their cocks in hand and are apt to do anything for a new jackoff experience. Actually, in my younger days following the great masturbation "discovery", I would probably have put just about anything on it and then stuck it in just about any hole I could find to get a new variation on the EXPERIENCE!

That's just COLD Anna.

Close, but that was Liquid Heat.

Hmmmmm....Seems like Sparkie has more than a little experience with cock lubricants.

OK, while I'm horny and thinking about things to put on your cock....one more comment.

Years ago, medical science was supposedly working on an erectile dysfunction cream that would work by just spreading it on your penis. The hardon effects of Viagra in a topical ointment....no systemic side effects.

I really want to know what the "hardon drugs" feel like....but I'm too cautious to take a non-prescribed medication (if I could get it). So I WANT that Viagra cream and I want it NOW!

What an AWESOME idea. An instant, on-demand hardon and a lubed cock all ready for action. Now how GREAT is that!!!!

Sounds like a number of us have had the unpleasant soap or shampoo experience. I used soap once as a teenager and while it felt OK when stroking, boy was I sore and uncomfortable afterwards. While I do wash my cock every time I take a shower, there are sensitive places where too much soap is a really, really bad idea.

If you can get corn huskers lotion, that is an amazing jo! It is soooooo slick!

Agreed. That's some good stuff. Smell is kinda strong, though.

Corn Huskers lotion is great. Nice smooth, slick. Good for the skin. I like the smell - kinda like smell of cum. When I smell it, I start getting hardon. "Masturbation Time."

Don't forget to floss!