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Have any good stories of great places you've masterbated? Did you get naked? Get cought?

I personally dont have too crazy of a story, but I've often masterbated in public restooms, and in the park. Both with clothing on and naked.
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Pdrum Novice Jackinchatter

16 posts since 2011-03-22
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lol, I masturbated outside once, but it was late and dark outside no one would see me.
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5 posts since 2011-03-22
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On warm days I enjoy going out on my deck naked to masturbate in the sun. On long drives across the state I have stopped along the road under the shade of a tree and got into the backseat, open my pants and masturbate. I like to go into the woods well off of the trail and drop my pants to my ankles and masturbate. Never caught since I am usually in a very secluded place.
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NYCGUY Amateur Jackinchatter

255 posts since 2009-08-19
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In a Public Park. I was returning to my car in the parking lot of a Golf Course near my home and I discovered a Black Nissan Pathfinder "Bouncing" up and down really fast. I instantly had a raging hard on knowing what was going on.
I ran to my car really quick and parked in sight so I can voyeur the action. From the Back windown all I can see was a long haired girl riding a guy in the backseat. I was stroking like crazy. When they finished they both got out to straighten up and the girl had this wonderful smile the entire time. I blew my load after seeing how hot she was.
She was a latina anout 18 or 19 years old with an amazing body....
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On a beach in France. I was 13 or 14 and couldn't leave my cock alone. There were topless women everywhere. I had to have a wank. I found a small cave just along from the main beach, got my cock out and had some fun.

I don't think I'd have the guts to do that now.
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Sophomore year of high school i jerked off in an empty classroom thinking about all the hot ass girls that were gonna be in there in 10 minutes
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1678 posts since 2009-05-14
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Several places come, or cum, to mind.
At the top of an unmanned fire watch tower in Northern Wisconsin, letting the cum fall the couple hundred feet to the ground.
On a big rock in the middle of a trout stream, when the fish were not biting. I gave them a protein snack.
Sitting in a deer stand in a tree, watching for deer.
Many times in airplane toilets.
In the hay lofts of a couple barns, with my girlfriend.
Middle of the night in hospital be, just to name a few.
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etabrutsami Enlightened Jackinchatter

3067 posts since 2008-04-28
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I got caught jerkin at a urinal (no dividers around it) in a public toilet not too long ago. There were some guys in there when I went in but they left right when I started to pee. When I shook my dick after finishing peeing it felt so good that I started to stroke. Since there was no one there, I just kept strokin. I was so horny hearing the voices of people on the other side of the door, knowing they were out there walking by just a few steps away from me. I kept strokin and before long I knew I couldn't stop. My legs were so shaky I grabbed the water inlet pipe above the toilet with my other hand to steady myself. Then, just as I started to shoot my load, a big guy came in and took about five steps - and then just froze on the spot staring at me. I couldn't stop and shot a huge load on the wall just above the urinal, on my shirt sleeve, and all over the back of the urinal. All I could was say ffffffffuuuuccccccckkkkkk. When I was done, I stuffed my still semi-hard dick back in my pants and went over to the basin to clean my shirt sleeve and wash my hands. Then the guy walked on over to another urinal to pee. He was still watching me and when I looked over at him all he said was "Wow!" When I looked at the urinal where I had been, I could still see the cum on the wall above it. Never saw the guy again.

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nudistdaddy Novice Jackinchatter

94 posts since 2011-03-13
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Cras, bathroom, porn shops, theaters, stadium, park, rooftop, school...
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4 posts since 2011-04-20
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I luv to jack off while driving and -- on some extra long roads -- I can't help myself: I get so worked up and horny that I pull over, wearing nothing but a tee shirt, and finish it right then and there. Once, I was so horny that I pulled under a freeway in California and leaned over the hood of my car, my bare ass in the breeze, balls tingling. I could hear cars and trucks passing nearby, but I didn't care. Without even TOUCHING myself, I closed my eyes as my cock started spasming. I shot several long, ropy spurts of cum on the asphalt, nearly passing out in ecstasy. I opened my eyes in time to see the last stringy drop drool over my flip-flops...and then spotted the car and truck parked underneath the overpass, not thirty feet away! I guess the drivers had been napping -- I was in no condition to notice when I jumped out! -- but they were both wide awake, staring at me. Flushed with embarrassment, but TOTALLY turned on, I shook the last droplets off my half hard cock, got back behind the wheel and drove away. I wish every summer afternoon was like that!
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TheMultiplex Novice Jackinchatter

11 posts since 2011-05-03
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When I was in high school I went to a certain theme park in southern California and, after talking about jerking off all day, we decided we were both too horny and needed to do it somewhere. We got on a certain pirate themed ride and, since it was a very slow day, we got our own boat. Just the two of us on it. Once the ride started we put our jackets over our laps and started jerking it as discreetly as possible. We were going to jerk each other off a little bit, but he chickened out and stopped. I did too shortly after, so neither of us came. Bummer.

Another, less crazy time was on a long drive by myself. Don't know why, but I got super horny and jerked off with the cruise control on. I made such a mess that I pulled off the freeway to a Taco Bell drive-thru just for napkins...
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Mine was at the beach in the mens showers building that had open roof and about 7 stalls.hot day bike riding around the park and laying out.went to cool off for the ride home and cought this guy peeking at me in the shower.Kinda turned me on so i jerked off.Great day!
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142 posts since 2012-07-21
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i have so many stories but i will share one here. one time i jacked off at the table in a restaurant. i was with a friend of mine, but he didnt know. i was very slow and careful. i started by rubbing my boner thru my pants, getting really excited and horny. then i very carefully unzipped my pants and pulled my boner out - luckily i had on boxers so it popped right out. so then i sat openly jacking at the table, but my friend couldnt see. it was exciting doing it in such a risky place and right in front of someone! the waiter did see me with my boner in hand, but he did not seem to mind! i had been edging all thru the meal and at the end i finally shot my load. my cum spurt onto my socks - i had my shoes off - so i just slid my cum covered socked feet back into my shoes and we left. i slipped my cock back into my pants but did not even zip - walked out unzipped!

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I might have told this story before. I used to work in an office that I could walk to along the lakefront in Chicago. One warmish fall night, after a late night in the office, I was walking home through Monroe Harbor. I was totally horny. I'd been flirting online with someone all day and my dick was aching to come. So, since it was dark and the lakefront was pretty much deserted, I stopped and sat on one of the park benches on the pier, pulled my cock out of my pants and stroked while looking out at the dark lake for several minutes until I shot a load off. No one saw, though at least one bicyclist rode by on the path behind me. A nice thick stream of cum spattered the concrete in front of the bench. I left my dick out in the breeze until it my cum dried, then tucked it back in and continued my walk home.

I haven't jacked off outside in public since then, but have thought about it a lot lately. I walk down by Adler Planetarium a lot and there are many nice private places where a guy (or two) could enjoy a nice outdoor orgasm.
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1003 posts since 2005-09-09
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Like that story, MichaelSean. And having been along that lakefront, I can imagine having an excellent time jacking out there --- especially with a bud!
50+ 6' 195. Hairy jack bud.
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