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Mohap Amateur Jackinchatter

118 posts since 2022-11-02
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mohap_fedim said:
That was his email to me, what a troubled being


What is troubling is that you created this profile to specifically troll me. That is against the rules.
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mohap_fedim Novice Jackinchatter

18 posts since 2022-11-08
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Mohap said:
What is troubling is that I created this profile to specifically troll myself. That is against the rules and these fucking stupid so called moderators dont do their fucking jobs.


Fucking morons dont know I have both accounts and I get my jollies trolling jackinchat losers

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Mohap Amateur Jackinchatter

118 posts since 2022-11-02
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mohap_fedim said:
Fucking morons dont know I have both accounts and I get my jollies trolling jackinchat losers


Considering that our posting styles are completely different (I am intelligent and erudite, while you, I'm afraid, are not), even a monkey could tell that you aren't me grin
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mohap_fedim Novice Jackinchatter

18 posts since 2022-11-08
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Mohap said:
Considering that my posting styles are completely different (I am intelligent and erudite, while my split personality I'm afraid, is not), even a monkey could tell that they are both me grin


See what I did there. You moderators are dumb fucks. Rod needs to do his job and ban some TROLLS
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Mohap Amateur Jackinchatter

118 posts since 2022-11-02
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Maverick said:
Honestly, "flaunts" is not the right word at all. It really isn't like that. I have *a lot* of difficulty even figuring out if she is aware of what she is doing or not. Admittedly, last summer, there was some stuff that was definitely intentionally but even then it was still very subtle, at least as subtle a you can be while naked!

Anyway, yesterday ended up being a total dud. My father got back here around 1:15 with lunch for us, and around 2:30, Julia did go up behind the sleeper cabin to tan, but when I went up to peek on her, with a throbbing cock straining my bathing suit, I was sad to discover her still in her bathing suit. I guess, with my Dad around, and with me there, she wasn't going to tan naked.

That being said, my father *may* be heading into the city today for a meeting, and if that's the case, he will be gone much longer and that magic 2pm hour, today, might be more private, so who knows.

I ended up jacking off with her bikini last night. Made me feel 14 years old again!


Funny story!
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Mohapp Novice Jackinchatter

13 posts since 2022-11-08
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Funny story!
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Xluv_2_showX Professional Jackinchatter

1052 posts since 2019-07-08
43 year old bisexual male from US northeast
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Hid my porn stash in a place I thought she would never find it........ She found it multiple times and definitely knee what I was doing in those quiet times locked in my room
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OnanistUK Professional Jackinchatter

1064 posts since 2022-06-04
65 year old heterosexual male from Pervesville
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I had to keep the noise down - I am usually a shouter when I cum - and kept my porn stash mixed up with my football magazines (one of them was called Shoot! laughrazzwink)

Colossal Pervert
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staples2287 Skilled Jackinchatter

640 posts since 2011-04-25
49 year old heterosexual from US
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I am pretty sure I was bad at it, I used to spit on my hand and hump my pillow pretending it was a pretty girl from school and I would cum really hard and get it all over my pillow and sheets. Felt really good though especially when I said the girl's name. Oh Fuck Tina!
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GraysAnatomy Omnipitant Jackinchatter

26681 posts since 2015-04-06
81 year old bisexual male from Central US
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Hell, she knew! She was washing my cum stained sheets every week as well as my brothers cum stained sheets. Any guy who thinks their Mom does not know they jack-off is delusional. I was fortunate that my Mom worked so I and some of my buddies also got to jack-off together in our garage after school every day, too. I am sure she was used to seeing all the cum stains on the garage floor, as well.
. . . . . . . . . . Surely no one is so naive they really believe a 5.2 inch erection is considered average . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I see more 5.2 inch flaccid cocks than I do of little 5.2 inch erections. . . . . . . . . . .
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My mom once asked my dad to talk to me about the stiff splotches on the sheets that were making laundry difficult. I stopped making messes on my bed sheets, but jacked to the thought of my mom knowing.
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MeaManus Amateur Jackinchatter

132 posts since 2019-09-04

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My mom and I shared my small sleeping room sometimes from my age of 6 or 7. She caught me acoustically by noticing a silent rhythmical scratching noise which I produced under the blanket.
From then on I built a little tent with my other hand. From my age of 8 or 9 we even shared a double bed during visit by relatives. Today I wonder if she really did not hear my little orgasmic gasping at my finish.
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