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When I started jacking off I liked to jo in my room but now that im 19 I started jo in better places, I have jo in my car, in my front and backyard and in some stores, where is the craziest place everyon one else has jo?
Jacked off on my females bosses office once
yeah in my car while driving home from new jersey
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When I was about 19, I went to a department store to buy a new suit. I chose one, and went to a changing room to try on the trousers and jacket. When I came out, the salesman called the store's taylor over to measure for alterations. As the taylor was measuring the inseam of the trousers, he brushed against the head of my dick, and I began to get a hard-on. So, when I returned to the changing room, I took off the jacket and trousers and had a full-blown boner and couldn't resist jacking off into some kleenex before putting on my old clothes again.
I've got a few crazy places on my list and it's hard to pick one as the craziest. One was on the roof of the garage behind the basketball backboard when I was in my early teens. The middle of the sand dunes in Death Valley was another good one. There was one memorable time in a private office on the lot at Paramount Studios in Hollywood, with the man whose name was on the office door, as his secretary and three or four other people were waiting outside to see him. And several years ago I did it a few times in last seats of the last car on the BART trains in SF, where it was practically a team sport. Those are just a few off the top of my head (so to speak).
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My most daring was on the Greyhound bus. A long over-night trip had me thinking thoughts that were wicked.
It was early morning. All the other passengers seemed to be asleep or at least in a comatose state! My cock was hard and I was bored. Just rubbing my fingers over my tight jeans didn't seem to help. Looking around, I saw that nobody was paying attention; including my girlfriend, who was still fast asleep. I unzipped and pulled-out. It didn't take long to shoot. I had to explain to the girlfriend later that I spilled my drink all over her leg.
It was early morning. All the other passengers seemed to be asleep or at least in a comatose state! My cock was hard and I was bored. Just rubbing my fingers over my tight jeans didn't seem to help. Looking around, I saw that nobody was paying attention; including my girlfriend, who was still fast asleep. I unzipped and pulled-out. It didn't take long to shoot. I had to explain to the girlfriend later that I spilled my drink all over her leg.
Never be shy about yourself.
Ive done it loads of strange places, shop fitting rooms, in the car around town in parks, sat on a train going through the channel tunnel on the way to france, on top of a mountain in spain during a thunderstorm but the most daring was 3 years ago on the outdoor terrace at the top of Taipei 101, which was then the worlds tallest building...
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I did it in my geography class in 11th grade. We were watching a video, so while it was a bit dark, I pulled my cock out and pumped away. After I blew my load all over the underside of the desk, I noticed a girl near me staring and smiling. She was working her hand up her skirt and between her thighs. I watched her cum and let out the quietest little moan. After class, I walked over to her and sucked the fingers of the hand she diddled herself with. Then, I took her hand in mine, opened up my other hand and emptied a huge wad of my seed, that I had scooped up from under the desk, from my palm into hers. She just stood there, looking into her hand trembling and blushing, and finally put her palm up to her lips and licked up my semen.
Man, I was in LOVE...
Man, I was in LOVE...
I used to masturbat are, where there are a load of trees! Another place, was the back of garages!
P. L. Groucutt
charlie's house,,,,better known as corcoran state penitentiary......thanks ,in advance,for the blue ribbon as
no one will top that....or should i say bottom that...over 5,000 inmates there in 1998 and apparently i was the only one who admited to his crime...small drug posession where my probation officer had me put away for 16 months bcause i had a suspended sentence and kept turning in dirty tests..the nerve of some people's children! if you recall this was shortly after the contraversial "gladiator school" inmate killings and widespread correctional officer corruption events...my experience there? the first day there after chow our dorm had a softball game and in my first at bat i hit a ball on the roof of the dorm in right field....nice way to gain popularity...one of the guards used to come to all my games just like my dad did in little league....they didn't give me an assigned job the first month i was there but then i was slated to work in the warden's office from 10pm to 6am....it was really cush and entailed a bit of sweeping and mopping....but was a misery as it was a "world cup" summer and every hispanic watching the morning games sounded like three of hisself and sleep was a luxury...one morning i came back from the job had my little pat down from the acting c/o and went sraight to my rack where on one side two guys were tying off and slamming meth and on the other side the two guys there were in a 69 position and blowing each other....thanks for the memories! oh yeah, hey! did i forget to mention that every day or so i would pretend to be sleeping but would actually be hitch hiking under the covers...if you know what i mean!
no one will top that....or should i say bottom that...over 5,000 inmates there in 1998 and apparently i was the only one who admited to his crime...small drug posession where my probation officer had me put away for 16 months bcause i had a suspended sentence and kept turning in dirty tests..the nerve of some people's children! if you recall this was shortly after the contraversial "gladiator school" inmate killings and widespread correctional officer corruption events...my experience there? the first day there after chow our dorm had a softball game and in my first at bat i hit a ball on the roof of the dorm in right field....nice way to gain popularity...one of the guards used to come to all my games just like my dad did in little league....they didn't give me an assigned job the first month i was there but then i was slated to work in the warden's office from 10pm to 6am....it was really cush and entailed a bit of sweeping and mopping....but was a misery as it was a "world cup" summer and every hispanic watching the morning games sounded like three of hisself and sleep was a luxury...one morning i came back from the job had my little pat down from the acting c/o and went sraight to my rack where on one side two guys were tying off and slamming meth and on the other side the two guys there were in a 69 position and blowing each other....thanks for the memories! oh yeah, hey! did i forget to mention that every day or so i would pretend to be sleeping but would actually be hitch hiking under the covers...if you know what i mean!
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i've done it in an air plane bathroom. it was a 10 hour flight, about midway through and everyone was sleeping so i went to the bathroom, undressed and jacked into the toilet.
Posted on 2011-05-08 12:52 AM. Last edited by sircumference on 2011-05-25 11:45 PM. (1 edits total)
crazy but true, while waiting in the parking lot at work one night for my ex wife to pick me up. I sat down on one of those cement barriers you rest the wheels of your car against and jacked off a load in the dirt.
I jacked off in my pants once in sixth grade and let it dry in my pants, and also had a wet dream while napping at work once.
No BS.. 46 years old and still love stroking my cock and punching a good load.
I jacked off in my pants once in sixth grade and let it dry in my pants, and also had a wet dream while napping at work once.
No BS.. 46 years old and still love stroking my cock and punching a good load.
"give a buddy a hand, he wants it more than you know.."
When I was about 14, my best friend and I were always jacking off together. I think we jacked in some weird places, but the one place that turned me on most was inside this house which was under construction.
One evening, after the carpenters and other workers had quit for the day, my friend suggested we explore the inside of the new house down the block. It was summer, and it was still daylight and warm. As we checked out the house, I don't exactly remember who first mentioned jacking off, but we crawled into this small space, slid down our shorts and underwear and jacked each other off. I think the idea of possibly being caught made it more exciting.
One evening, after the carpenters and other workers had quit for the day, my friend suggested we explore the inside of the new house down the block. It was summer, and it was still daylight and warm. As we checked out the house, I don't exactly remember who first mentioned jacking off, but we crawled into this small space, slid down our shorts and underwear and jacked each other off. I think the idea of possibly being caught made it more exciting.
my craziest is probably just last week when i went outside around 2 am and jerked off and fucked my ass with my dildo in the parking lot of my apartment building... fuckin awesome
Sit on my face and swallow my fat cock
Well in a tree at night with a bud.... Don't ask me.. of course alcohol was involved
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