As simple revenge for everyday marital annoyances, I have masturbated in my wife's ice cream...in her shampoo bottle...in her liquid hand soap, and probably a dozen other places.
It is so hot to masturbate under the covers, while she sleeps next to me, in our king-size bed.
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Sounds like nasty fun.....love it
send her things to me and ill cum them!...if shes hot!
You're a man after my own heart... or is that hard?
jacknpodnah said:
send her things to me and ill cum in them!...if shes hot!
send her things to me and ill cum in them!...if shes hot!
I was considering taking a pair of her thongs with me tomorrow, to the XXX-adult theater...and having strangers jack-off in them, before I return them to her undies drawer.
Speaking of gross revenge, I saw an entry here by a guy who stole his (female) boss's Chapstik lip balm from her purse, rubbed it around his asshole, and put it back in her purse. I chuckle every time I think about her soothing her chapped lips.
philintucson said:
Speaking of gross revenge, I saw an entry here by a guy who stole his (female) boss's Chapstik lip balm from her purse, rubbed it around his asshole, and put it back in her purse. I chuckle every time I think about her soothing her chapped lips.
Speaking of gross revenge, I saw an entry here by a guy who stole his (female) boss's Chapstik lip balm from her purse, rubbed it around his asshole, and put it back in her purse. I chuckle every time I think about her soothing her chapped lips.
...bet his asshole remains in pristine condition
Peed in the tub while washing her hair she never knew .
headerfatty said:
Peed in the tub while washing her hair she never knew .
Peed in the tub while washing her hair she never knew .
Why didn't I ever think of that???
ManlyMasturbator said:
You're a man after my own heart... or is that hard?
You're a man after my own heart... or is that hard?
Hard...
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