where is the craziest place you have ever masturbated

i was visiting my friends home where there was a big swimming pool. His mom was there and she was soooo hot in a two piece swimsuit, so i went to the pool house where i found the pants of one of her swimsuits and i jerked off into them as i stood just inside the poolhouse door hoping she would look over and see me.

In a women's washroom

Where I can remember...
1. Several Woods
2. Beach Cliff top while sun bathing
3. Many Public Toilets (mens and womens)
4. Quite a few Department store toilets
5. Couple of Changing rooms
6. Hospital toilets
7. Train toilets
8. Hot tub in a lodge decking with other lodges around
9. Swimming pool
10. The garden
11. Supermarket Toilets
12. Few hotel rooms
13. Top of a snowy mountain (well locally its called a mountain)
14. The office
15. Office toilets
16. When I was younger I stood on the edge of the bath whist no-one was home blowing cigarette smoke out the extractor fan whilst wanking (wanted to see what it was like! Oh the joys of childhood)
17. The ocean
18. The car

Ill add more if I can remember them!

In hs. stairway going up to the next floor between classes
store changing room
School library
in my front yard at night.
in a tree with a friend drunk as fuck.

When I was young like ten I was wearing overalls at a movie theatre. I went under them and played with my pussy.

I lived in an apartment bld would go on the roof to sunbathe topless and I'd stick my hands in my bikini bottoms while I fucked my cunt. I loved having my tits exposed. I wondered whether someone would come up on the roof and watch me. Ummm making me so horny.
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Not sure if this counts as crazy but i remember jacking in the neighborhood swimming pool in front of the water jets... And one time while driving

I've jerked off in the car several times but the craziest must have been on the balcony of my dorm room at Oxford when I was there for a conference. I was in the 4th floor and people were waking by on the street coming home from the bars. I shot my load down off the balcony. Is was pretty hot

wow that is very hot makes me hard thinking about the rooftop

In class at school! Very discretely of course

I've done that too. Jizzed on the door of the stall but didn't have the nerve to leave it there. I wiped it off before I left.

In a small wooded area behind a hotel in Indianapolis in the middle of the night. I got up out of bed, got dressed, went out there, and dropped my shorts.

I was far enough in the trees that no one could see me unless they were really looking (got to have a slight chance of getting caught, or it's not fun )

I remember hoping someone left their curtains open a little so I could get a peek inside - but no such luck. I then fantasized about this girl I saw earlier at a local gas station, and what it would feel like to have her lips wrapped around the base of my cock as I emptied my balls down the back of her throat.

I have jacked off in the warehouse of my job. On a buds sofa while he was in his room. The sauna of an apt build. Showers at the gym. While driving. Public bathroom stall. And the best was buck naked in a tent while my other 2 buds snored away.

Don't know how crazy but I stroke my cock while my gf drives while we are out shopping. I don't make it too obvious but I've been stroking as people walk past the front of the car or waiting in line in the car.

in a car seems to be the most popular I've done it myself and it is crazy