i dont know why, but ever since i was a kid, i have loved jackin it at church. maybe because i am not religious and was forced to go to church, or maybe because it is probably the most inappropriate thing you can do there, but i have always had huge orgasms when i jack off in church. i started it when i was a kid and will still do it if i have to go, be it for services, weddings, or whatever.

i think maybe the first time was when i was an altar boy. we had to wear these robes, and it was so easy to slip my hands inside during the service, undo my pants, and jack off. i got some of the other boys to do it too because they thought it was funny. after i shot my load i just left my pants open underneath the robe, but nobody knew - it was great.

if i was sitting in the pews, i would take off my jacket and put it over my lap. then i would slide my hand under and rub my boner through my pants. if i felt a little more bold, i would unzip and rub thru my underwear. i would go slowly and build up, so by the end of the service i would orgasm and shoot a huge load in my underwear. sometimes i would orgasm during the sermon, but one time i had been edging and i lost control just as we stood up for the last hymn. i was cumming as i stood there!

as i got older my parents let me sit in the balcony where other boys sat. i had alot of fun up there. i was able to start pulling it out of my pants to jack off. i could sit there and openly masturbate in church. other boys did it too, and it was kind of an unwritten rule that the boys who didn't would not tattle on us. so several of us would jack off and many of us even gave each other handjobs.

so do any of you guys have experiences of masturbating in church?

Crap, I love it. I am not religious either so the whole idea of being blasphemous like that is a turn on. When I was much younger I heard a story about a teenage girl who would give blow jobs in the church confessional, but I have no idea if it were true or who she was. I have never done anything but have fantasised about jerking in the balcony by myself and with a girl beside me. I have also dreamed of cumming on the staues,

Always had a thing about jerking off at church & school. I remember as a 13-15 year old going to vacation bible school and jerking off in various places around the church building. Did same at school & college jerking in classrooms, library, woods, anywhere I could find.During summers I'd go to church camp and jerkoff in cabins, showers, woods, got caught couple times the different years I went to camp by counselors which was really hot. I will always remember this one counselor Ryan. Everyone was at activities one day at camp and I decided to stay in the cabin, get naked and jerkoff. He was checking out the cabins and caught me jerking off, I was so into it I didnt hear him come in. I just looked up there he stood. He said so you're skipping activities today but looks like you have a good reason, can be tough here at camp to get private time. I understand that but I cant leave you here so you need to get dressed and lets go or if you hurry you can finish but then we need to go. I said, I can finish, he said sure so I laid there with him waiting, watching and stroked my cock. That got me so hard and horny, i shot a huge load and remember him looking and saying wow, do you always shoot like that. Damn, never thought it could be so hot getting caught!

I went to a little smalltown (heck it wasn't even really in a town, but near a crossroads with a few houses and a grocery store) Southern Baptist church until I left home at 18. I never jacked off upstairs, though if I'd ever been in church alone I would have been sore tempted, as they say.

However, as a teen, when I'd get hard if the wind shifted and I would be daydreaming about all kinds of horny scenarios both straight and gay, I did go downstairs to the bathroom and stroke...especially when I would sit with these two drop-dead gorgeous girls that I was friends with- this was the 70's, and short skirts and thick platform heels were the order of the day, and they always looked good.

As mentioned above, it was in the 70's, my gf at the time gave me the most fabulous hand jobs in the church stairwell. There must be a gallon of dried cum on those stairs!

Religious here, but have had a few of my own orgasms at church!

I was jacked off twice in the basement of a cathedral by a young priest, I was working for a heating contractor and we were instaling a new boiler. For some reason being down there reminded me of a midevil dungeon and it gave me a terrific hard on imagining people being naked and tortured there. He had come down to see how the work was going and noticed the substantial bulge in my jeans and it developed from there. He did me that day and the next and then I did not see him around for the rest of the job.

Never came in church, but I love shooting my load into a bible or book of mormon in hotel rooms.

ha...i did this when i was 11-12...in class...church bathroom...then I got some sense and stopped doing it in public.

It was many years ago. We went to stay with friends of my parents. I didn't know their son who was my age but we got to be great friends. On the Saturday night before, we discovered that we both jacked and for the first time ever, we jacked with another person. It was so exciting and new that it continued the next day. We sat in his church pews, away from our parents. It started with each of us showing our boners by pressing down out pants to outline them. Then rubbing the underside with a finger. Then it was as much stroking with our hands inside our pants as we could get away with. I wasn't going to cum but when he showed me the wet spot growing from his cum, I had to go ahead and do it.

It was a long service, followed by lunch at the cafeteria, and a couple more stops. What a strange feeling it was to have a holy cum in my pants for hours.

All these stories are so hot and have me wishing I'd done the same.

When I was a teenager, my girlfriend and I would sneak off to an empty room in the church and make out. We were 12 or 13, and virgins, but we would masturbate each other. A few years later I told a girl I was dating about it, and she told me she wanted to make me cum in church. We went to the same place, but she took off her panties under her dress, bent over a table and told me to fuck her. Didn't take long before I was pumping squirt after squirt of cum in her pussy. She put her panties back on and we went into the sanctuary. We sat in the balcony, and she lifted her skirt to show me her wet panties. She moved the crotch over to the side and pushed out a big wad of cum. I reached over and fingered her to an orgasm, feeling my thick load mixed with her juices. It was one of the best sexual experiences I ever had.

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Sacrilege can be a good time. I would masturbate in the church bathroom after the service; when I told my friend he said 'you masturbated in the house of the Lord!' When everyone else was in the church basement I would walk up to the altar and take out my penis. I've ejaculated on the Old Testament and on an icon; I use a Virgin Mary headscarf as a lovely cum rag.

Here is some sacrilegious fun for you...

In the cemetery
Nun fun
The power of Christ compels you

I never jacked off in church as a young Catholic boy but I got hard on most Sundays while I looked about for some hot looking girls and woman I would love to screw. I know that church is a place where we are supposed to rid ourselves of sin but as a horny teen boy sexual temptations were too strong. Guess the devil and harmones were more overpowering.