Hey guys

Not sure if I'm posting this on the right board, but I need some help...
Im going out with my mates tomorrow night, and then we're all staying around his. Now, I've been wanting to bring up the idea of masturbating with these guys for a while now, but I'm not sure how to bring it up..
Here's the scenario: it's the early hours of the morning, we'll all be pretty drunk (probably), there'll be seven-ish of us (all guys), and there'll be laptops around.
My question is- how do I get us to a point where we'll all be jacking off together?
You're suggestions/run throughs of how you would approach this situation would be MUCH appreciated
Thanks guys

All of my close friends are homophobes (I know it's not) and I would never be able to bring it up.But I would probably pick out the one I thought would go along with it. The way I got my best friend to do it with me, many years ago, was by just talking about JO. See his reaction. When you see a hot chick, say something like, "I am saving that one in the memory banks for my alone time."And then see where the conversation leads. I don't think anyone that has never jo with a bud would just jump into it. So it may take some careful manuevering.

If I were you I WOULDN'T! This could lead to you moving out of town!
Try 1 at a time, maybe with an email....

I have a feeling there's a story behind that?...

I don't believe that you can do much in terms of making it happen but you can try to get them there.

I would bring up sex. Chat about women, eye candy and just innocent stuff. Maybe drop in things like how you are a tit guy or an ass guy, and start to go into detail. Say something about the body that you can relate to a girl you once fucked. Chat about her body, the way it was, how it felt... So what i mean is, I'm an ass man so once the conversation is on women, say something like "i love a great arse on a woman" and see how they respond. If they openly chat back, take it a step further, "I remember 'x' years ago i was with this chick, she had an arse to die for. A real round thing and she knew it drove me crazy. I had some fun with that arse!"...They might respond with more questions that need detailed answers. Maybe be on a laptop as you're chatting about it all.

If you are on the laptop, google a woman you like with the body part you like and show them. See what happens, it'll either crash and burn or you can show them more and hopefully they'll get crazy horny.

It's all about taking it slow and seeing how they respond. Don't force it, but don't misread the signs. My scenario isn't perfect but it gives you an idea. I'd chat about women and see if they join in. If they do, bring up the body, if that works, a previous fuck and by then be on the laptop incase they go with the fuck stories. It's while they chat i'd google an image or two and show them, see if it's a good reaction or bad and after that, go with the flow. It'll come naturally.

Thankyou man, that seems like good advice I'll just get them talking and hopefully horny, and see where it goes- good idea

Any others who want to share their ideas?

You can get them each to tell you their favorite porn sites, then visit them on the laptops. If they don't sprout wood, you won't have a chance. If they do, maybe rub your own and say something like, "Shit, I wish I could get off now." There may be some intermediary steps. Maybe visits to a number of porn sites.

If you're really brave, you can say you've gotten a lot of references to good sites off this site. Just a thought.

If you get it going, send a report back!

yes, please do report back. I'll be in suspense till we find out how it went!

Thanks guys! I'll DEFINATLEY report back

I would echo many here, probably best dropping masturbation into conversation a bit, especially when everyone is drunk - like chubby79 said if you are out mention putting someone in the wank bank.

Sexual chat is always a good way to test the water, mentioning past experiences and seeing if they want to know more. If conversation dies it is probably a no go, but if they ask a detail or two, and everyone starts offering up more information it can start picking up speed. If you have laptops then finding hot porn and saying "check this out!" and seeing their reaction is also good. If things really seem like they are going the right way then a comment that you'd sort yourself out right there if everyone wasn't around or something can work - you might get "don't mind us!" as a reply!

Before you go, if you have a laptop, bookmark a porn circle jerk. While watching porn, slide into the circle jerk & see what happens.