I capture it in jars, ferment it carefully, bottle it and sell it at a roadside stand as a very effective aphrodisiac.

Now that is funny.

I have eaten a few times but often wimp out after I cum - I need to get over this and eat always. have a fantasy of eating cum on skype with someone else who does

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honestly i cum into my sock b4 bed and just throw it to the side and hear it splat on the hard wood floor lol. but when i have enough time i love riding my huge dildo and jerking then when ready i dump my load all over my dildo for lube and shove it right back up my ass where it belongs

Wipe it off my body with a finger then usually taste it and sometimes swallow.

Either shoot it in my mouth or put it in the freezer for later use.

Me too! I've been jerking into socks since I was a horny teenager who didn't know what to do with the mess! Using it as lube is a great solution!

The worse i have done is deposit it in the coffee creamer for everyone to enjoy the next morning

i like to try and cum over my face, unless I'm wearing pantyhose and i cum in there and just rub it in

I eat my own ejaculate quite frequently. More often that spunking into a paper towel or just letting it fly.

let it fly on me,have tasted it,,,enjoy my pre better

I like to let it shoot over my tummy/chest and sometimes my chin and then wipe it with a towel.

The more strange places I have put my cum after jacking off is on my own ass hole. Kind of a process of knowing cum is there. I just let it dry in place

I'm a sock fucker too , my wife keeps them in my nightstand always have a good supply.