Just got a new mattress and boxspring and for the first time would be able to pump away between them; however, I then discovered that the box spring is rather rigid and the springs can be felt pressing against the top so now I'm thinking I won't pump away there or might wedge a pillow between the two to give me some padding. I was wondering however if there is some other easy or common way of making some simple pussy sex toy substitute....granted I understand perhaps many of you were already through this years ago and are way past it, but any suggestions are appreciated.

You might try a small soft cushion between the box spring and mattress to soften the hard surface of the box spring. If you also need to soften the mattress surface, you could use two cushions. Then, I'd squirt lube into the inside of a condom, and pull it on your hardon. Then lay it between the cushions (or between the cushion and mattress) and fuck it. Your cock will slide inside the condom. I've used the big Magnum sized condoms for this, since the larger diameter lets your cock slide in it easier.

You might try various cushion or pillow arrangements (other than the box spring/mattress) with the inside lubed condom. When I was a kid, and as soon as I had some condoms, I fucked everything in sight around the house. One thing I liked to fuck was the crack between the pillows of a sofa. Just lay on your stomach, put your rubbered cock between them and fuck away.

The soft tight cracks around the cuhsion of a heavily upholstered easy chair are good for fucking too.

Something I've also used is a not-too-tightly rolled piece of bubble wrap. Just lube up your cock and fuck the center of the bubble wrap roll.

And if you have the money to spend, a Fleshlight mounted between pillows is a wonderful artificial pussy to fuck.

The inside lube trick using a big rubber works great. The rubber is a great cum catcher as you fuck the furniture, and your dick slides in it great.

my mouth is a good substitute - just a joke

Inside lubed rubbers make nice masturbation sleeves too for hand action. Just grip your hardon and hold the rubber at the base, and then slide it up and down your cock with your other hand.

Just bought fleshlight with shower adapter.. It was pricey over 100.00 but worth the money. I highly reccomend it to anyone looking to enhance masturbation or anyone who does not have a sexual partner such as myself

Just bought fleshlight with shower adapter.. It was pricey over 100.00 but worth the money. I highly reccomend it to anyone looking to enhance masturbation or anyone who does not have a sexual partner such as myself

If you travel pocket pussy is ok no metal if you go on airlines etc and ready for action anytime in the air or on the ground keep in a ziplock

I suggest one that may be readily available and it has been used a long time. It is called your hand, or better yet a hand from someone else. (Just joking Dude. I never tried the mattress).

Here is a list of ones you can try:
http://jackinworld.com/techniques/jackinexpert-collection/simulators

I use something like the following when I want a change from my hand, you can look it up on Youtube to show you how to do it. I takes 10 seconds to do and zero cleanup.



Supplies:
1 Medium sized hand towel
1 Latex/rubber glove
Lube of your choice (preferably water-based KY or Astroglide).

Lay the towel out flat and fold over 1 time. Orient the towel so that the fold is facing you then lay the rubber glove about 3 inches over from the left edge. The opening of the glove should be facing you and leave about an inch of the glove overlapping the towel. Now, roll the towel up from left to right rolling the glove inside the towel. Keeping the towel rolled up, pull the opening of the glove back over the rolled towel so that you have an opening. Pour in some lube and work it around with your finger, you'll feel the smooth, tight channel of the rubber inside the towel and that is enough to arouse me alone.

You can wedge the towel between your mattress and box spring or couch cushion for hands free pumping, you can lay it under a pillow for missionary style entry or lay flat on your back and pump it up and down. For you virgins out there, this is as realistic as you will feel until you get to try the real thing. If you want some heat, just microwave it for a few seconds before entry, just make sure to add the lube AFTER you microwave it. You can also take a towel right out of the dryer and you'll have the warmth of the real thing.

For a variation, you can add a layer of bubble wrap inside the towel and glove for some extra texture. Use your imagination. Enjoy it!

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Cutting a hole in a stuffed animal and fucking it with a condom and lube was always pretty good.

Best pussy proxy I found is the Fleshlight. One favourite way to use it is to wedge it into a crevice in a sofa or bed, get on my knees, and fuck away until I am senseless and empty my balls.

I used to use the mattress all the time when I was younger. Only we used sandwich bags with baby oil. I say we because I used to do this with a friend. We'd be on opposite sides of the bed, with his dad's porn out, fucking the hell out of the mattress. For a little more stimulation, put a hot water bottle near your cock too.
As far as the box spring being too rigid, I'd take the advice of the others and put a pillow in there. The mattress is so heavy it's really tight.

Pussy is a good substitute for my hand.

I've got a pussy toy like fleshlight which is very good. I also have a doc Johnson masterbation sleeve which is ribbed which is very good. You can see your own cock whilst in the doc johnson. My toy is the verspanken. Feels very very good.

Used to have a robo blow job machine made by the same people who make fleshlight. Felt good but not amazing and very noisy.