Lately my favorite thing is my friends flip flops when I crash at his place. I'll sneak off with one or two when he's still asleep and go to town. Once I shoot I rub my load into them and let them dry off a bit, almost got caught replacing them last time.

I have used mink fur to rub on my cock to get it to explode.

when i was 16 or so i got a raw roast beef, cut a slit in it and fucked it. no, i didn't eat it after. but it was good. quite close to pussy.

Strangest was when I was 15 or 16.... filling a sock with shaving cream, putting it over my cock & jacking.

i have fucked every type of vacuum cleaner on the planet... man that sucks.

on all fours with a chairleg up my ass

Once I hollowed out a big cucumber and warmed it for a few seconds in the microwave. Then I put it in between the sofa cushions and went to town.

I.ve used banana peels before and a catalope once, it actually felt pretty good.

I've jacked with a banana peel many times. I do not have a very thick cock, so I can hollow out a banana and fuck it without it splitting up too much. It's amazing.

I've tried doing the same thing with a cucumber only once. It was hard to hollow it out and very messy.

I'm definitely willing to try a cantaloupe, sounds fun.

My brother's waterwing

Fucked a hollowed out watermelon (was awesome). I also rigged up this tool made of plastic pipe and attachments. I still my dick in it, warm water pulsates on it. I stay still while the warm water sprays my fore ski area. I eventually have an awesome relief and it also cleans me up. Only my shaft gets wet, everything else stats dry. Even if you insert soft, the spraying warm water (like a woman's water mouth) will get you hard. Afterwards, you're exhausted. Would be a cool tool to sell but always liability concerns (some idiot may scald himself ).

i've jacked off with lots of things.i sometimes use a vacuum cleaner attachment.it's a curved hollow tube that attaches to a carpet cleaning attachment.i lube my cock up heavily and put my cock ring on then slowly twist the tube all the way down my cock till it touches my balls.its pretty long so i can sit back and just pump away or find a wall corner and put the end up against it and fuck the wall with it