Anyone have one? review/recommendations!

I do not have one, but at one time was interested in getting one......until I started checking prices.
Decided to order Tenga Eggs instead. My wife loves to me off with these. It turns her on to do this.....and me too!

The Best is the Venus 2000

I have a body massager. The handle is about as long as my forearm, with a 4" inch square, 4 lobed, squarish head at one end, that is hollow like the palm of a hand. The device plugs into a wall outlet, and has 2 speeds. The head reaches and provides stimulation to all kinds of places: cock, balls, nipples, ass, legs and other places. It feels especially good at the base of my cock, and I can make myself cum hard that way. It has been a while since I used it, but it has given me some hard convulsive orgasms.

It is a bit of a crude instrument though, since it takes you to the point of explosion pretty quickly - and it is noisy.

I have a TENS that I purchased at a fair for leg pain. I have it on right now, one pad on the underside of my cock and the other just forward of my anus. The sensations are amazing and lead to explosive orgasms.