I wonder if it would be possible to De-Hydrate Fresh Ejaculate into a Powder Form then put it in small Polythene Bag then into a Envelope then post to who ever when the Recipiant Recieves it He or She just has to add adrop of Water to bring it back to Fresh Ejaculate?

No water
Spit on it

You probably get some every time you go to your favorite fast food restaurant.

OK I'll ask, what's wrong with you?? Lol

This might be the strangest thing I've seen on here.

Wow! Coming from you that's saying something. But then just when you think you've heard it all...

Haha, laughed out loud at that remark.

I think an experiment is in order. Shouldn't be hard to do, just let it dry on a solid surface and scrape it off, then see if it can be reconstituted, like freeze dried potatoes.

Please report the results. I'm bowing out of the actual experiment lol.

Yeah,
I guess you could just package up the powder like little packs of Equal and Sweet & Low, then just put it in your coffee or tea!
Now, some sick bastard is going to make a fortune off this idea...

Years ago I heard that cornstarch and water was used in films to simulate ejaculations in some films My wife would ask me if I had any cornstarch to spare.

When I was 12, I saved my sperm in a little jar in the freezer with a wooden stick in the middle. After 100 or so loads (2.5 months worth), on a hot July day, I was really in the mood for a popsicle, so I went to the freezer for some satisfaction. It was very yummy.

wife just scolded me for crusty keyboard keys...lol

Haven't you ever let some dry on your shirt or undies where you shot it off? It's kind of dry and crusty and flaky, but not much quantity of flakes.