Unlike you lucky guys who are able to be totally open about masturbation and fantasies with your significant others, I am forced to hide my "vices" (Fleshlight, dildo, etc.) from my wife. At the moment I have a backpack of toys in the trunk of my car.
Is there anybody else in a similar situation? Where do you hide your secret stash?
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I have to hide toys and panties received in garage in a tools box. She would shit if she ever knew I was stroking so much and then to the stuff I was stroking to!
Married and luv stroking to sexy pics!
I have my Fleshlight, dildo and panties stored in a box within a larger box. The box with my toys in covered in random stuff inside the bigger box.
pics and mags on top of the kitchen cupboards...... some in where spare wheel goes in car,......
I have a few stashes including panties and stockings in the attic and a secret memory card that is full or pictures and stories that i usually keep at work but when home alone or away on business will access it and have long edging sessions
Posted on 2014-12-10 01:04 PM. Last edited by headerfatty on 2014-12-10 01:05 PM. (1 edits total)
Funny when i was a teen i had a big bag of nudie books in my car boot , now its more flashdrives and things hidden in the garage .
I used to keep my extreme porn hidden separately from playboy, penthouse type stuff in the event my wife would find it and nasty videos were kept under lock and key for my enjoyment when I was totally alone.
old long time jacker who loves anal with woman only
Years ago, I had a 2'X2'X2' fireproof lockbox for our videos and toys. Only wife and I had combination. To my knowledge, the kids never got into it.
if my wife found my black dildoe and but plugs I would be in serious trouble
Geeze I would have never married my wife if i had to spend my life with her hiding my sexuality. Every toy/porn pic i have she either bought/downloaded or knows where it is. The fear/stress must be hard to deal with.
tha_negrociator said:
Geeze I would have never married my wife if i had to spend my life with her hiding my sexuality. Every toy/porn pic i have she either bought/downloaded or knows where it is. The fear/stress must be hard to deal with.
Geeze I would have never married my wife if i had to spend my life with her hiding my sexuality. Every toy/porn pic i have she either bought/downloaded or knows where it is. The fear/stress must be hard to deal with.
I couldn't live like that, the worry would drive me crazy.
Unfortunately my wife is ultra-conservative and has a low-libido, so I have to disguise it when I run off the reservation. The porn is on a separate drive that's divided into 2 sections. One with various mundane files and one that's password protected with every sick twisted fantasy my mind can devise - lol. The toys (currently a Fleshlight and my Aneros) are hidden in an old computer case. Age of the Geek, baby May not be the ideal situation, but she's happy and I can still get my freak on when I have my quiet time.
I keep my panties,toys,flash drives in a locked cedar chest in our spare bedroom. Wife doesn't share my interest in x-dressing or porn.
I love my little foreskin covered penis!!
When I was married, I used to keep some all-male porn mags on top of a cold air return ductwork in the basement.
Thanks for Internet porn. Have nothing to worry about hiding. Just have to make sure that I erase my browser history. For toys. Just use hers.
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