Next time you come to the states you will find my zipper left down.

like a good firm handshake. I am guessing a good firm dick shake may last longer

This is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever read in my life. FUCK. YOU. ALL.

Must admit that this is unlikely. You might get as far as two buds giving each other the "dick flip" through their pants as they walk by, like we did in high school. That would immediately set off a round of the "funny walk"!

Thank you for your suggestion however I have found that there are more of us that are willing to do it than those who are not. Not only on this site but other sites as well. Soon you will see it for yourself.

One place I worked, you had to keep track of who you had greeted by handshake each day at work, because greeting them a 2nd time, wasn't appropriate somehow. With a dick shake, my memory would be short for who I'd greeted that day!

I don't think anyone would mind getting their dick shook more than once. I know I would see if you would do it again.

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Utterly ridiculous

Like to do it, but not sure how practical it would be

I agree, utterly ridiculous. But even given that and even given that this is never going to become a custom (Heaven help), how would it work?

I'd grab mine and you'd grab yours through the pants and sort of waggle?

We'd both unzip and produce, then I'd take yours and you'd take mine?

Or we'd sort of brandish them, mine at you and you at me?

Hand shaking is filthy enough already (let alone being outdated). I shudder at the thought of some nailbiter or fresh-off-the-job plumber wanting to do this with me.

And then there are those Chamber of Commerce types with their hearty "Pleasedtameetcha" greetings and -- they insist on this and are proud of it -- their fiiiiiiirm handshakes. That fiiiiiiiirm hand shake, it's a manly man kind of thing with them, I think. Is Mr. Chamber President going to greet me with a fiiiiiirm cockshake? No, I'd rather not make anyone's acquaintance like that, thank you so very much.

And, having shaken hands with an Arab and experienced that equally creepy-at-the-other-extreme dead-fish handshake, again, no thanks.

would be kind of hot (lol)

I d not mind.

but d expect that people d not be offended if I get my dick hard s they shake it lol

Can't just imagine this done at a wedding reception line, with the guys all rubbing their dicks together, and the women all reaching at all the cocks and giving them a shake.
That might really determine who the "Best Man" really was.

Back in the middle ages when you swore an oath you cupped your right hand over your cock and balls as you made your oath.

I had a dream where I was meeting one of my online buddies at a hotel. I said hello as I shook the bulge in his jeans.