Simple question: Anyone here been caught masturbating? Please share your story.

Okay, I was an only child, so getting caught was inevitable. I was 9 years old. I was to young to ejaculate, so I would simply rub myself outside with my trousers until orgasm. I would jerk off for ten minutes leading up to my favorite show. I would time my orgasm for the end of the opening credits.

One day, I was going to town trying to reach orgasm while Six Million Dollar Man was coming on. Suddenly my mom opened the door. I claimed I had an itch and was scratching myself. My mother simply said "You will destroy your mind doing that".

Other than that, I was never caught again. I would jerk off in the shower or in the bathroom with the door LOCKED.

I left my Lord Elgin watch behind-- a high-school graduation present-- when I was visiting relatives. They sent it air mail special delivery, and the regular postman, a middle-aged guy, showed up with it in late afternoon. He knocked, and got no answer because I was naked on my bed, jerking off. This was a one-room student apartment, with a broad picture window a foot or two beyond the door. I decided not to answer and went on stroking. He looked in and got a fine side view. Then he knocked again! So I stuck my head around the door and acepted the watch. Later, when we met at a filling station, he was the one who was sheepish and embarrassed. I wasn't, I just grinned and said hello.

I JO 3x a day. Have done so since I was 16 or so. Thats about 1,000 times a year, or 22,000 times so far...

And I have only been caught once.

It sounds like the opening of a cheap porno, but without the usual ending. I needed a place to stay for a term in college for a few weeks as I was between places. I found one in a shared house. Me and 4 girls. All of them had BFs and I never had a chance. (I never even really got to know them too well). I was staying in the room of a fifth girl who was on some work assignment for a few weeks. But one, in particular, became a regular fantasy of mine. I heard her and her BF going at it once, damn nearly killed me from lack of blood to the brain.

Any hoo... on one of the many occasions that I was "doing her" I was at the critical moment, when she came in to get a book that the real room owner had. The timing was perfect. I was on the bed, naked but for a Tee Shirt, and I couldnt kill the orgasm, so I went ahead. She was waaay cool about it. Smiled, handed me tissues that were on the table, and apologized for not knocking!


So.... yeah... I got caught, but how about getting some bonus points for being caught by the person I was fantasizing about!?

When I was a kid, my JO buddy and I were hornier than usual....(and thats saying something).....we were in my room naked and started walking thru the house...groping at each others cocks when we werent stroking our own....we ended up in my big sister's room (she is drop dead gorgeous btw). Her rolled off panties and pantyhose were on her unmade bed. Her bra drawer was open...we got even hornier....I picked up her panties and was looking them over closely when I got hit by the smell of her pussy..I almost came on the spot. I showed my buddy and he started oozing pre-cum. I started rubbing his driipy cock and he started stroking mine when we decided to put them on....he put on the panties , i put on the panty hose and we started rubbing our cocks against each others thru the nylon....to make a long story a little shorter, we settled down on the bed, still wearing her undies, with a pile of her panties and bras and were jerking off when the door opened and my sister walked in .... I never felt so humiliated in my life...well, actually the humiliation got even worse before things got much better, but i guess that is another story.

During collage, I had some major throat surgery at the age of 26. My parents took me to their house to recuperate. Before I left, my roommates gave me some hot porn mags to help with the R&R. Well, while in my folks bathroom making sure my cock was working after the surgery, I had the Best of Penthouse on the sink basin spread open wide. Standing up naked, facing this huge 3 panel mirror, I’m pounding away. The mirror was reflecting three images of my stroking . Just then, my mom says something I can never remember just as she walks right in. I let go of my cock like I just burnt my hand, only to stand there rock hard at attention just about to blow. She just kinda stared at me, getting a full view with all the mirrors behind me. She looked at my cock, then met my eyes only to casually turn and leave, shutting the door behind her. The whole thing was never spoke of.

My mom caught me when I was 6 or 7 she slapped my hand and as an adult in Viet nam a guy walked in my tent while I was stroking

When I was about 15, my family was out in the yard. I had to go inside for something and while there, I noticed a Sears catalog on the bar. I whipped out my dick, turned to the women's bra pictures and started stroking. I was about to blow when my mom walked in. There was a large window in the door and I've always wondered how long she stood there and watched before opening the door. It was never mentioned.

That brings back memories Striker58. I shot SO much cum to the bra pictures in the women's underwear section of the Sears catalog. In fact, I found a stack of old Sears catalogs in the garage. So I tore out the bra sections to hide in my room. Then I could lock myself in my bedroom, lay naked in bed, and jack to the bra pictures.

Was never caught with my dick in my hand. But always worried that someone would notice how much time I spent in my bedroom....or find my stash of brassiere pictures.

My mom caught me masturbating on my bed one afternoon. I thought I was in for a heavy lecture, but no. She, in fact, sat down with me and said it was ok and natural to do it (saying even she and my dad still did it, even though they were married) but just be careful where and when I did it. My mom also told me of some techniques for masturbating and said, as long as I washed it afterwards, that I could use her vibrator.

One other time I was caught by my roommate in college, but then again, getting caught masturbating, or masturbating someone else or having sex, was pretty par for the course in college.

My mother caught me once. Everyone in my family was outside so I just started looking at porn on my computer (this was back in the days of dialup so it was just pictures). For some reason I left my door wide open so when my mom came inside I was just all on display. What a fiasco...

I was caught with cock in hand by my buddies 18 year old sister. We were all up at their families cabin for the 4th of july when I was 20. I woke up one morning horny as hell, and had the hardest morning wood so I pulled my cock out of my shorts and began to stroke. Well, apparently she had decided it was time to get up, so she came to the door and, without knocking, opened it wide (there was no locks on the bedroom doors). I turned and looked at her, and all she said was "oh wow, well then". I continued to stroke as she stood there and watched. I shot all over the bed and then thanked her for her audience participation. Had to be one of my best masturbation experiences.

yes several times by family members and friends ,mom never made a big deal about it said it was normal for teens and adults to masturbate,friends was more fun lol some joined in others just watched ,i couldnt resist an audience.

yep. got caught by one of my college roomates. i was stroking hard and didn't realize he came in the room.

I had just discovered the pleasure of ejaculating into my own mouth, so was in full flight on the couch, alone in the house, legs thrown back over my head - when my brother and his friend came in.

His friend came down to the basement, saw my ass in the air, pants at my ankles, and said "what are you DOING?". I somehow sat up and pulled my pants up instantly, my hard on already deflated. I mumbled some lame excuse and he went back upstairs.

I don't know what he saw, what he thought, or what he said to my brother, but it was never mentioned again.