Cock

Haha, thats great. My friend are big scrabble players. I'll have to try it just for kicks.

i use cock the most often and have for years but dick does come up at times

cock seems to be a winner,how do tou "beat" cocksucker?

"Cumshooter" is very descriptive. Then there's "Trouser Snake".....or "One-Eyed Trouser Snake".

It depends on the company I'm with. Most of the time around other guys I say "dick". With my wife and I call it cock. Aound other women, it depends on whether they would appear to be offended by any other word other than "penis". Once I get to know a lady well enough I introduce other terms and test their response. If they seem to accept "dick" then I will eventually spring "cock" on them. Then I listen to the see what word they use in a sexual discussiion and will continue to use that term thereafter with them.

cock or dick

About the second question, what do you call masturbation. The phrase "jerking off" for some reason turns me the hell on. I've had intense sessions where I mumbled out loud repeating "Mmm, jerking off feels so good," "I'm such a jerk off" "I love jerking off" and things like that. =) This is turning me on right now, in fact. I think I will go jerk off now.

I also like "beating off" and "fucking my fist."

for me its a plain old cock

I usually call it my cock. As for masturbating, I like jackin off or jerkin off.

i like Herman. My wife used to call it Herman.It just stuck.

[b][/b]COCK!!!!! then Dick!!

"Cock"
Overrated and overused. I hate the word. Instant turn-off for me.

"Dick"
Better than "cock" but more suited to jokes than sexual chat.

"Weiner"
Sometimes works in a playful, juvenile mood.

"Penis"
Underrated. It starts off with a plosive "p" that just pops in your mouth and ends with sibilance. Strangely formal and nasty at the same time. Also the term preferred by my inexperienced ex.

Euphemisms
Anyone remember those late night PE pill infomercials where they'd jump through every verbal hoop to avoid saying "penis"? They'd call it "that certain part of the male anatomy" and such. Loved that.

Cock or prick, and for masturbation - wank.

When refering to a penis (especialy, an erect one) I prefer to use the term "cock"....but most times when I'm refering to my own, it's "Mr. Happy and the twins".......just sayin'