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Too many horny guys just love wanking their cocks over Mary Berry.
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Yes guys I was taking the piss just incase you thought I was being serious. lol
Great British Wank Off.
Horny, obviously.
Always_Horny_ said:
Great British Wank Off.
Great British Wank Off.
Now THAT I would watch
Work is the curse of the drinking classes
This year I'm looking forward to Flora pulling my pudding
out of her hot oven followed by a good lick of Ugne's creamy batter
The rest aren't really worth bothering with so if they go, it'll be back to the usual fantasy of Sue Perkins taking me up the arse with a strap on rolling pin (well buttered of course) while Mel gives the Scouse twat a piss enema with added hot chillie flakes and Mary reads aloud from the Adventures of Fanny Hill while masturbating with a handful of sponge fingers.
out of her hot oven followed by a good lick of Ugne's creamy batter
The rest aren't really worth bothering with so if they go, it'll be back to the usual fantasy of Sue Perkins taking me up the arse with a strap on rolling pin (well buttered of course) while Mel gives the Scouse twat a piss enema with added hot chillie flakes and Mary reads aloud from the Adventures of Fanny Hill while masturbating with a handful of sponge fingers.
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