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Outdoors is my favorite. You can let it fly all over the place. But at home I have to clean it up so I usually wrap a paper towel around my cock and finish up in it.
I like to watch my cum shoot out of the end of my cock and land on a woman's skin. Anywhere on her.Pussy, stomach, tits, face
I usually cum across the counter in my bathroom. It's dark so it really shows how far my spurts go. The cleanup is a bit of a drag.
At my age when I feel the ejaculation coming I will see a few spurts come out and roll down my cock head onto the back of my hand between my thumb and first finger as I finish my orgasm and lay back the rest of my jizz rolls down and into my cock hairs making a mess for my later cleanup. I usually wipe my hand with tissue.
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Does this count?
only time I can recall was when I was in the hospital getting my tonsils out. Back then you spent a couple days in the hospital. I hadn't jacked off for a few hours after coming out of anesthesia. I was half asleep, half awake when the nurse came in to see if I needed to pee. In horror, I realized I had a terrible erection. I couldn't stop her, and she came at me with her little jug thing and reached under the covers. When she encountered my "problem," she kindly said, "Oh, I will come back in a few minutes," and left. I wasn't feeling up to masturbating and lay back, throbbing, head spinning, not sure what was happening. Next thing I knew I was shooting into the sheets. I had just started making goo, but not a lot, but that was a mess. When the nurse came back, the odor of semen pervaded the place, she pulled back the sheets, wiped away some goo and stuffed my penis in her jug. I did what I had to do and she left.
Does that count?
only time I can recall was when I was in the hospital getting my tonsils out. Back then you spent a couple days in the hospital. I hadn't jacked off for a few hours after coming out of anesthesia. I was half asleep, half awake when the nurse came in to see if I needed to pee. In horror, I realized I had a terrible erection. I couldn't stop her, and she came at me with her little jug thing and reached under the covers. When she encountered my "problem," she kindly said, "Oh, I will come back in a few minutes," and left. I wasn't feeling up to masturbating and lay back, throbbing, head spinning, not sure what was happening. Next thing I knew I was shooting into the sheets. I had just started making goo, but not a lot, but that was a mess. When the nurse came back, the odor of semen pervaded the place, she pulled back the sheets, wiped away some goo and stuffed my penis in her jug. I did what I had to do and she left.
Does that count?
age, medical issues and meds have made me a 'dry cummer'. i miss it but it is easier than making a mess. when i first started to lose my ability to shoot i started working on controlling my erections and orgasms and even thou it's 'dry' i can cum more than once in a session. mrsbiker refers to it as a 'self cleaning dick'! still feels like i'm spurting but i'd like to give mrsbiker at least one pearl neclace.
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biker061 said:
age, medical issues and meds have made me a 'dry cummer'. i miss it but it is easier than making a mess. when i first started to lose my ability to shoot i started working on controlling my erections and orgasms and even thou it's 'dry' i can cum more than once in a session. mrsbiker refers to it as a 'self cleaning dick'! still feels like i'm spurting but i'd like to give mrsbiker at least one pearl neclace.
age, medical issues and meds have made me a 'dry cummer'. i miss it but it is easier than making a mess. when i first started to lose my ability to shoot i started working on controlling my erections and orgasms and even thou it's 'dry' i can cum more than once in a session. mrsbiker refers to it as a 'self cleaning dick'! still feels like i'm spurting but i'd like to give mrsbiker at least one pearl neclace.
Are the meds prostate related or other issues. In my case the only meds I take is for BPH and when I fancy a wank I take a day off the tablet, snag is I have to make an appointment with myself for a good session. The result is worth it though.
If God created anything better than wanking - he kept it to himself.
Because I am a chronic bater and cum at least once if not twice a day, my balls are always fairly well drained. I don't "shoot" so much as I just dribble. I might squirt out the first shot, but it lands on my stomach a few inches from my cock. The rest just drips out. I typically eat my cum.
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I enjoy being a big shooter becayse there have been times when I'll walk into my bedroom or living room and the sun will be hitting the floor at a certain angle and I see all the spots that went over the towel.
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Dan_Glebitz said:
Are the meds prostate related or other issues. In my case the only meds I take is for BPH and when I fancy a wank I take a day off the tablet, snag is I have to make an appointment with myself for a good session. The result is worth it though.
Are the meds prostate related or other issues. In my case the only meds I take is for BPH and when I fancy a wank I take a day off the tablet, snag is I have to make an appointment with myself for a good session. The result is worth it though.
not BPH or prostate related. i am on a couple meds for CHF and have been a T1 Diabetic since i was 10. just happy that 'little biker' is still able to do what e does!
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I love letting my cum shoot all over and never cleaning it up. Ideally, I'd love to live with a buddy who liked this too. We'd cum all over the house: floors, walls, furniture, and not give a fuck.
I general I am a fan of "letting it fly" and not fiddling about finding a rag and trying to aim. I usually indulge that by lying on my back in bed and that way, when I let it fly, it usually lands somewhere on my chest/belly which I can wipe. I am also not too bothered if some gets on the sheets as they wash. I have also wanked in woods and just let it shoot and then just walked away leaving it there.
I have never really indulged in letting it land on the carpets or staining the walls, though. The house is mine, I have to buy the carpets, they don't go in the washing machine and I'd get a hard time from my wife if they were all crusty.
I have never really indulged in letting it land on the carpets or staining the walls, though. The house is mine, I have to buy the carpets, they don't go in the washing machine and I'd get a hard time from my wife if they were all crusty.
Whenever my former wank buddy and I got together we'd end our session with a cum competition. I would usually win on distance, and he on volume. Because I have wooden floors it was easy to clean up afterwards.
When I'm by myself I always cum into a couple of sheets of paper towel for quick disposal, although many times some will shoot out the top and end up on the floor regardless...
When I'm by myself I always cum into a couple of sheets of paper towel for quick disposal, although many times some will shoot out the top and end up on the floor regardless...
NudistBator said:
I love letting my cum shoot all over and never cleaning it up. Ideally, I'd love to live with a buddy who liked this too. We'd cum all over the house: floors, walls, furniture, and not give a fuck.
I love letting my cum shoot all over and never cleaning it up. Ideally, I'd love to live with a buddy who liked this too. We'd cum all over the house: floors, walls, furniture, and not give a fuck.
Dude, you should see my bedroom - especially around the computer.. the desk has stains, the chair, the floor.. there's even some in the living room... I do have a few pics of it..
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Blade said:
At the end of the summer, we got daring and dared each other to jerk off and cum in public places. We'd jerk in parking lots or even car dealerships, since we lived near 3 of them, and shoot our cum all over the cars. We dared each other to cum in a late night supermarket. I came on produe, and he fucked a loaf of bread. the bread looked fun so I did that too, popping a hold in the plastic and sticking dick into slices.
Like many here we did the usual cumming on busses, malls, changing rooms and bathrooms. Once school started, since we ran in different crowds, we drifted apart. I had a lust for this jerk off excitement, and continued myself. I still jerk off all over today, though I only cum about half the distance I could get back then.
Mostly recently I did something very daring. I would next to a car facing the way people would come from and jerk off with one hand while holding phone up to my ear with other. I try to time it so I blast my cum against the side of someone's car as a hot girl walks by. they don't give me a second glance when they see the phone. Not sure I'm brave enough to do something crazy like stand on a car hood and cum on the windshield, like my friend dared me to do those years ago.
At the end of the summer, we got daring and dared each other to jerk off and cum in public places. We'd jerk in parking lots or even car dealerships, since we lived near 3 of them, and shoot our cum all over the cars. We dared each other to cum in a late night supermarket. I came on produe, and he fucked a loaf of bread. the bread looked fun so I did that too, popping a hold in the plastic and sticking dick into slices.
Like many here we did the usual cumming on busses, malls, changing rooms and bathrooms. Once school started, since we ran in different crowds, we drifted apart. I had a lust for this jerk off excitement, and continued myself. I still jerk off all over today, though I only cum about half the distance I could get back then.
Mostly recently I did something very daring. I would next to a car facing the way people would come from and jerk off with one hand while holding phone up to my ear with other. I try to time it so I blast my cum against the side of someone's car as a hot girl walks by. they don't give me a second glance when they see the phone. Not sure I'm brave enough to do something crazy like stand on a car hood and cum on the windshield, like my friend dared me to do those years ago.
Dude that is such a hot story. I wish I had a friend like that, haha. I love getting off in public or between cars at night... you did it during the day?! That takes some balls haha. I bet it felt amazing. I love jacking off in my car or patio or in the woods during the day whenever I get the chance, and I like getting naked and lying on the back of my car stroking and smoking cigarettes. I only ever do that at night and usually I drive to a country road or something.