Comus said:
I general I am a fan of "letting it fly" and not fiddling about finding a rag and trying to aim. I usually indulge that by lying on my back in bed and that way, when I let it fly, it usually lands somewhere on my chest/belly which I can wipe. I am also not too bothered if some gets on the sheets as they wash. I have also wanked in woods and just let it shoot and then just walked away leaving it there.
I have never really indulged in letting it land on the carpets or staining the walls, though. The house is mine, I have to buy the carpets, they don't go in the washing machine and I'd get a hard time from my wife if they were all crusty.
I general I am a fan of "letting it fly" and not fiddling about finding a rag and trying to aim. I usually indulge that by lying on my back in bed and that way, when I let it fly, it usually lands somewhere on my chest/belly which I can wipe. I am also not too bothered if some gets on the sheets as they wash. I have also wanked in woods and just let it shoot and then just walked away leaving it there.
I have never really indulged in letting it land on the carpets or staining the walls, though. The house is mine, I have to buy the carpets, they don't go in the washing machine and I'd get a hard time from my wife if they were all crusty.
Same here, such a waste to let it simply be absorbed by a tissue. Even if I have a sneaky one in bed whilst she is asleep beside me, I still let it all go; then play a bit of a guessing game in the dark where it ended up for the clean up.
