Ladies, just curious.

Where do you keep/hide your toys when you're not enjoying them?

Under the bed, in a dresser, in a trophy case? lol

I've even read of a female knitting a dildo coozy for her favorite toy.

There's been a bunch of places over time, but probably most the time lately hiding personal things like that in a pair of boots in my closet with some socks stuffed in after placing my toy in. But other times just amoung a bunch of junk in a drawer or in my closet on a shelf or whatever. But yeah... shhhhh, don't tell! lol

Over time, I've always been careful to keep my toys in one convenient place so that I can easily find them and assure that they don't turn up unexpectedly. My husband and I have continued this policy with our expanding collection of sex toys and misc. sex items. We've recently organized things into two drawers, both of which have small, decorative locks. They get locked up when children....and certain adult guests....are in the house.

A small nightstand drawer by the bed holds lube, dildos, a bullet vibrator, and a box of condoms. Other items take up most of one large drawer of a chest of drawers. These include some fetish clothing, porn videos, my husband's fleshlights, my strapons, a penis pump and miscellaneous small items. A place for everything and everything in its place.

I know I'm a guy, but once when I was younger and looking for a pair of dress socks to borrow from my dad, I stumbled upon my mom's toys in a dresser drawer containing her sexy lingerie. Three vibes sitting right on top. Kinda freaked me out at the time. would have thought that she'd do a better job of hiding her stuff.

I used to hide it in the bottom drawer of my dresser with my sweaters, t-shirts, etc until my 2 yr old found it-potentially embarrassing situation!

Now that I have one again, I put it in the pocket of my jacket in my closet. I doubt anyone would ever think to look in there.