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A huge carrot I saw in the fridge and had to have it in me
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I quite often like to fuck my ass with my wife's toys when I get the chance.
An 8" vibrator is the biggest I've used so far.
An 8" vibrator is the biggest I've used so far.
HarryBoss2018 said:
A huge carrot I saw in the fridge and had to have it in me
A huge carrot I saw in the fridge and had to have it in me
have done that too.Get turned on when browsing the veggie and fruit aisles! :-)
started at 6 and seldom stopped. kik - martin_y85172
too many to mention, but 7inch strap on is the current favourite
started at 6 and seldom stopped. kik - martin_y85172
I currently have a nice size banana inside me
Love opening up my rectum
Bi-married into TV presenters with nice tits and arses
bra_lover said:
I currently have a nice size banana inside me
Bananas are a favourite of mine too. Peeled, and put several in, feels fantastic. I currently have a nice size banana inside me
started at 6 and seldom stopped. kik - martin_y85172
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Not necessarily the biggest, but quite possibly the funniest and most strange. Was horned up in my hotel room on a business trip. No dildo or other object available to use in my ass. Had an "Ah Ha!" moment when I noticed the hotel room's table had perfectly round and thick legs. In a moment of sheer genius, I flipped it over, slid a condom on the leg, lubed it up, pushed it in my ass, and worked myself to orgasm. One of my more brilliant moments
LAJakin70 said:
Not necessarily the biggest, but quite possibly the funniest and most strange. Was horned up in my hotel room on a business trip. No dildo or other object available to use in my ass. Had an "Ah Ha!" moment when I noticed the hotel room's table had perfectly round and thick legs. In a moment of sheer genius, I flipped it over, slid a condom on the leg, lubed it up, pushed it in my ass, and worked myself to orgasm. One of my more brilliant moments
Not necessarily the biggest, but quite possibly the funniest and most strange. Was horned up in my hotel room on a business trip. No dildo or other object available to use in my ass. Had an "Ah Ha!" moment when I noticed the hotel room's table had perfectly round and thick legs. In a moment of sheer genius, I flipped it over, slid a condom on the leg, lubed it up, pushed it in my ass, and worked myself to orgasm. One of my more brilliant moments
Just curious, did you turn the table on its side or completely upside down?
That sort of thing terrifies me to death. What if I'm sliding it in while sitting on it and I sneeze at the worst possible time, lose my balance, and have a really unfortunate fall? Not sure I want to look any hotel or hospital staff in the eye while I explain that one.
Then again, if that's how I go, at least I'll do it with a smile on my face.
My two biggest are sort of a tie:
Wine bottle neck down to its widest point, but not the whole bottle.
Fist. Mine and others'. Never double fisted though.
Wine bottle neck down to its widest point, but not the whole bottle.
Fist. Mine and others'. Never double fisted though.
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Love my 7" dildo
[img]http://showitoff/3hz0pr533h60pic[/img]I love using my large butt plug,have also used a carrot,and used a rolling pin,allways looking for something to have fun with
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