Excuse the pun in the title, but I like to ooze precum into my wife's SO brand coconut milk. It is the only way I can get her to swallow. Anyone else do similar. Pics available for those horny enough to look.

yes please!

Just PM me your email address and I will send pics.

Many people have swallowed my spunk unknowingly at dinner parties.

Everyone is aware this is illegal, right?

not to mention dangerous

One morning in about 1971, my wife had her sister and niece visiting us from the UK. I had promised to make a batch of pancakes for us all, and while I was alone in the kitchen, before the rest of them were up, I jerked a nice load of cum into the batter and it mixed in very well.
They all commented that the flapjacks were very good. After breakfast, as my wife and I were cleaning up, I told her that I shot a load of cum in the batter. She commented that she might or might not tell them about that, as some point. About a year later, she did tell her sister that I had cum in the batter, so even neither of them knew it, they now they had both swallowed some of my cum. My SIL did mention that to me one time, but I don't think the daughter ever knew about it.

Illegal? Dangerous? So is breaking the speed limit, and everyone's done that!

I would rather someone cum on my food than spit on it. It was exciting to watch my wife drinking her milk this morning

Seek help.

I love jerking my cum into juice, milk, on desserts and then watching others drinking and eating it.. total turn on.. have done that for years.