My next door neighbor is a total milf and I enjoy helping her cook. Often time she wears short shorts and a half shirt. I'm convinced she's doing this so I can lust over her legs and athletic body -- an absolutely beautiful woman in the kitchen.

One time when I was helping her chop meat and vegetables I was trying so hard not to cut my finger since she was totally trying to make me lust over her toned athletic body. I think my erection showed through my pants as well. Another time when I put fish in the oven for her, she was totally making seductive smiles and patting me on the back as the 'meat was simmering' (yes that's a pun).

Anybody else have similar experiences? How can I turn this into nice sex with an absolutely beautiful older woman?