Sometimes I wish there was an app like Door Dash for dicks and I could order up a nice hard cock to come to my door and give me a nice hard fuck whenever I need it. Could order a 5 incher on day and a 9 incher the next from their dick menu. Just ordered breakfast and have a strong urge to have the door open for the delivery man with me bent over and spread wide when he gets here.
Would you be the dick dasher or the customer?
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Without a doubt. Be tough to explain all the CC charges for it to the wife though lol
Cumlvrnnc said:
Without a doubt. Be tough to explain all the CC charges for it to the wife though lol
Without a doubt. Be tough to explain all the CC charges for it to the wife though lol
Haha very true. We'll call it "save the spotted owls" for safe transactions
I'd give you free refills after your first order
There is a website for that it's called doublelist, get what ever you want.
DoubleList sucks.
Thick 7 for fun.
southernfella said:
Sometimes I wish there was an app like Door Dash for dicks and I could order up a nice hard cock to come to my door and give me a nice hard fuck whenever I need it. Could order a 5 incher on day and a 9 incher the next from their dick menu. Just ordered breakfast and have a strong urge to have the door open for the delivery man with me bent over and spread wide when he gets here.
Would you be the dick dasher or the customer?
Sometimes I wish there was an app like Door Dash for dicks and I could order up a nice hard cock to come to my door and give me a nice hard fuck whenever I need it. Could order a 5 incher on day and a 9 incher the next from their dick menu. Just ordered breakfast and have a strong urge to have the door open for the delivery man with me bent over and spread wide when he gets here.
Would you be the dick dasher or the customer?
I would definitely be the Dick Dasher delivery man and I would leave you my card so you could call me direct any time you got horny.
. . . . . . . . . . Surely no one is so naive they really believe a 5.2 inch erection is considered average . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I see more 5.2 inch flaccid cocks than I do of little 5.2 inch erections. . . . . . . . . . .
What a wonderful idea.
Always Jacking-off.
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