Dr. Kellogg of Corn Flakes fame created the cereal to discourage masturbation. He said it led to boldness, bashfulness, bad posture, and a desire for spicy foods. (Horrors!)

So, maybe choose the huevos racheros for breakfast, instead.

I'd love to know why he thought they would stop us wanking.

If you spread the flakes all over your bed they would bother you and maybe stop stroking.

If you havent seen it, watch a movie called The Road To Wellville. Its pretty funny and has a lot of references to old medical practices and how thhe medical community delt with sex.

Story is that Kellogg never consummated his own marriage, thought sex was bad for humans, and masturbation was doubly vile.