In the pharmacy section of a grocery store, I always examine the hairbrush handles.

Not many of them work well, but some are excellent, and because of the brush part, they'll never get lost in there.

And - you can leave them lying around, and no one will know that they're actually secret sex toys! LOL

Only tried a few things. Candel, carrot, fingers of course. One thing i liked was a hot dog. Id push a pencil, eraser end first into the weinner. I think it felt like flesh. My favorite was a large barrel sharpie marker. Twice i was able to give myself an orgasm hands free. That was super hot.

umbrella handle or cane...that curve could be perfect

i have a 5" dowel i shaped into a cock. i used it today and milked prostrate, and ate come.

Screwdriver handles are sometimes perfect. You can use the metal end protruding as a joy stick. Then brushes and plungers. A good one is my vibrating razor handle. I take the razor out and put a condom over the handle. Then press the button and up my ass!

I saw a huge carrot in the fridge once.. Couldn't resist

Cucumbers for me. I like shopping for different shapes and sizes. I started out thin and worked my way up to bigger. I look for the taper one's. Thin at the end thick in the middle. The thin end finds my prostate the thick part stretch's my hole. I have some great orgasms from them. I always use a condom on them just in case they break or snap.

Here's what i use. Go to a hardware, (big box store) and get a 6 in mini roller. Then get some rubbers, they fit perfectly over the roller. Put the rubber on, lube and insert. Because of the foam, it will squeeze in a little until inserted past the sphincter muscle. Then it's all fun, lots of precum but haven't ejaculated yet since using it. When you're done, just throw the rubber out. The foam roller is ready and waiting for the next session. My GF watched me do this and now she wants to do it to me. Can't wait.

got cucumber in fridge gonna try it later for first time

3" pool noodle. round the end and wrap it with a condom.

If you have a pet store or pet section in a local store near you take a look at the toys. You will be surprised at the many different shapes and sized objects that are perfect for getting you off.

Such great ideas from everyone!
I never thought of the pet stores, I'll be sure to take a look next time I need dog food!
Thanks guys, very interesting comments!

Yes Pet stores and grocery is where I get all my playtoys

I use a trailer hitch ball for a butt plug (2" and 2-5/16".

never considered using those but I have a couple that I just might try. Thanks for the idea